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buddyjuf 04-12-2006 02:33 PM

How is this possible? (Math Problem)
 
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madawgz 04-12-2006 02:34 PM

is the guy on the right holding a used condom?

buddyjuf 04-12-2006 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
is the guy on the right holding a used condom?

you really should find something else to do with your day... :1orglaugh

DamageX 04-12-2006 02:38 PM

I believe something starts getting fucked around 4th row.

Phoenix 04-12-2006 02:38 PM

a=0

simple misdirection when you tried to cancel out the variable a

High Plains Drifter 04-12-2006 02:49 PM

On line 4 when you divide by (a-b), you're dividing by zero since a=b. Division by zero is undefined.

slapass 04-12-2006 02:59 PM

You cannot prove this while using the assumption to prove the proof.

Fred Quimby 04-12-2006 03:03 PM

This is correct 68% of the time.

28% of women know that.

sickkittens 04-12-2006 03:04 PM

We are all in a dream. Anything is possible.

juve20 04-12-2006 03:07 PM

fuck i've gt a sore head just lookin at that! :Oh crap

buddyjuf 04-12-2006 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter
On line 4 when you divide by (a-b), you're dividing by zero since a=b. Division by zero is undefined.

Exactly what I was thinking!

Morgan 04-12-2006 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter
On line 4 when you divide by (a-b), you're dividing by zero since a=b. Division by zero is undefined.

i think he's right...

row 4 is jacked up

Penthouse Tony 04-12-2006 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX
I believe something starts getting fucked around 4th row.

You see the ripple in the Matrix as well?

biftek 04-12-2006 03:52 PM

meh fucking algebra , that's shit pissed me off big time in high school

Choppa 04-12-2006 05:03 PM

yeah those algebraic rules they are following are not correct

on a more defined note if i have 5 apples and take away 4 apples i still have 5 apples :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :pimp

The Demon 04-12-2006 05:41 PM

wow at least some of you are intelligent

nico-t 04-12-2006 06:57 PM

math is fucking lame....

GatorB 04-12-2006 07:05 PM

(a+b) doesn't = b, a+a doesn't = a and 2a doesn't = a you twit. Substitute a REAL number and you'll see what crap that is.

aico 04-12-2006 07:09 PM

It's not, now get back to work

soulbleed 04-12-2006 07:15 PM

yeh divide by zero. lol at used condom comment

GatorB 04-12-2006 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soulbleed
yeh divide by zero. lol at used condom comment

There is no divsion in that. Please show me where the division is.

smashface 04-12-2006 08:03 PM

What soulbleed means is that to get to the final answer shown, you would have to divide both sides by a which is supposed to be assigned the value 0.

Logan Videos 04-12-2006 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashface
What soulbleed means is that to get to the final answer shown, you would have to divide both sides by a which is supposed to be assigned the value 0.

(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)

How in hell did they come there? This is not equal at all!

(a+b) != b

So, even before making the division by 0, the equation is fucked up.

smashface 04-12-2006 08:19 PM

If you start off with the assumption that a=0 and b=0, the logic works until the end.

Phoenix 04-12-2006 08:47 PM

you can factor a-b out if you state it is not equal to zero

the issue for me is where they divide a out of the question

they should have brought it over and then factored it out to show that a=0

DaddyHalbucks 04-12-2006 08:57 PM

a+a=a only when a=0

Therefore 0=0

Biggy 04-12-2006 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter
On line 4 when you divide by (a-b), you're dividing by zero since a=b. Division by zero is undefined.

yup, line 3 is essentially saying 0 = 0. anything less itself is zero.

High Plains Drifter 04-12-2006 09:10 PM

The more formal definition of this invalid proof (ie. the one that isn't a sloppy photoshopped graphic) has the values 'a' and 'b' defined as non-zero qualities. Besides the division by zero, the proof is sound.

Code:

Proof that 2 equals 1
Let a and b be equal non-zero quantities
a = b
Multiply through by a
aČ = ab
Subtract bČ 
aČ minus bČ = ab minus bČ 
Factor both sides
(a - b)(a + b) = b(a minus b)
Divide out (a minus b)
a + b = b
Observing that a = b
b + b = b
Combine like terms on the left
2b = b
Divide by the non-zero b
2 = 1


The fallacy is in line 5: the progression from line 4 to line 5 involves division by (a minus b), which is zero since a equals b. Since division by zero is undefined, the argument is invalid.


GatorB 04-12-2006 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter
The more formal definition of this invalid proof (ie. the one that isn't a sloppy photoshopped graphic) has the values 'a' and 'b' defined as non-zero qualities. Besides the division by zero, the proof is sound.

No it's not. You can't avoid the divison by ZERO. If a=b and from 4 to line 5you are dividing out (a-b) you are ALWAYS going to get ZERO no matter what non-zero numbner you use for a and b in the beginning.

GatorB 04-12-2006 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
you can factor a-b out if you state it is not equal to zero

It has too.

Use ANY number let's try 3

a=3 and a=b so b=3 so (a-b)=(3-3) which is ZERO.

pornguy 04-12-2006 10:18 PM

Didn't someone prove that 1+1=3???

Webby 04-12-2006 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Didn't someone prove that 1+1=3???

Yea... it was an affiliate trying to prove a sponsor was shaving.

smashface 04-12-2006 10:43 PM

To take a different route and disprove the logic, if on line 5 you were to subtract b from both sides, you would get a = 0.

SilentKnight 04-12-2006 11:37 PM

Damn...just when I discovered the infinite digit in Pi - along comes THIS problem. :mad:

2HousePlague 04-13-2006 01:29 AM

Non-linearity is a bitch.
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Ivana Fukalot 04-13-2006 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter
On line 4 when you divide by (a-b), you're dividing by zero since a=b. Division by zero is undefined.


yea, i agree

nico-t 04-13-2006 05:56 AM

now that you know it, how does it help you in real life besides wasting time?


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