coder needed: Familiar with both vbulletin and joomla (or similar CMS?)
 

I might need someone to modify the cms for my needs, install it and integrate it with vbulletin (login atleast). Ballpark figure-estimates?

Coder needs to have the following properties:
- Take payment AFTER completion, sorry..too many flakey coders out there. No exceptions, not even a fucking partial payment. If I fuck you over, feel free to scream and yell at boards. My rep means more than the grand or so I'm willing to pay for this.

- install the cms, any cms that will fit my criteria. Mentioned below.

- Be able to optimize the shit so that it doesn't bring the entire server down when there's more than 3 people logged in at once.

- Be on icq/aol/whatevermessenger daily and reply when I ask "what's up".

- Not to have any dying parents/grandparents

- Need to keep a schedule, finish on time. There will be plenty of time, but I really do expect it to be ready by due date. Preferably 2 days before that.

- Comment any code modified so that in the future I don't need to hunt you down if I want something changed.

- Accept epass/wire transfers

- Know about flash video and ffmepg, and how to make the 2 work together in freebds environment.

Now for the actual project:
- I have an old version of vbulletin installed with custom language. I'd need this upgraded to a later version. This should be a piece of cake.
- I need to have a cms that can handle 'categories', this will be a bit of a 'break.com' style site, mixed with articles and shit. Main focus is not on the funny pics/vids whatever.. but the actual articles. I think joomla does all what I need, if not, it needs to be modified. Nothing grand like billing integration or such. Basic shit, tweaking this and that.
- The content served by the CMS should be 'locked' until they register, and the same user/pass should be added to vbulletin.
- A few other integrations with the cms and vbulletin, but those need to be discussed as well in detail.


... I'd say this is atleast a few weeks of work, maybe a week if you don't read GFY and jerk off 7 times a day. The 'start date' for the project would be around may 1st or so, and it should be ready by mid june. Give me a figure in which you'd be willing to give this a go. Outsourcers can apply, but your fucking monkey better speak better english than me.

Asking too much?

looooool

bump for you

Best post in weeks :1orglaugh

I'm 100% serious in my post.
As a 'retired' designer, I'm disgusted by the lack of integrity of coders and designers alike nowdays seem to possess. I *hate* to hire anyone for any task as I have to babysit them 24/7. That's why I never finish anything as I try to do it all myself. lol.

I just wanted to let you know that I don't know how to do any of that, so I won't be applying.

I just want you to know I masturbate to my fantasy of what you look like.

That and TGF's naked guys in the woods video.

you're a funny guy

Let me guess: I'm 18, have blonde hair, blue eyes, big huge breasts, lots of cute girlfriends that sleep naked in the bed with me, and I like to stick things in my rectum and lick jizz off my face. While watching TGF's video.

Well that wasn't it at all but it will be from now on. :1orglaugh

You're welcome.

Hey, I'm interested (and Finnish, so that should help with any possible communication problems.. :B)

Unfortunately, I can't take any more projects until July or so. So I guess I'm just letting you know in case the coder you hire flakes out and you need it done in July.. ;)

You sound hot :thumbsup

I can really recomend this guy TGF :thumbsup

* BUMP *

So far the only coder that has any confidence in himself is available in july?
Gee..this is going well. lol.

:thumbsup

There's a component for integrating vB with Joomla, but it's a pay to play piece of code.

I'll see if I can find the link. I've been doing quite a bit with Joomla lately and LOVE it.

joomla is the 'new' mambo?>

The coders left the company who maintained Mambo and set up shop on their own.

nice nice!

$20 for the plugin needed to fully integrate vB into Joomla.

http://forum.bbpixel.com/index.php