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BrettJ 05-07-2002 05:02 PM

Fuck'n Girls
 
So my sister is driving back to Wazzu Sunday.

The tire on her car blows out. Immediately a guy pulls over to help. She thinks he's cute. She gets his number. He takes her to get a replacement tire. (At least she did pay for the tires, No Matter what Aaron says... I guess she isn't that cute).

She gets back on the road, kicks it up to 85-90 and gets pulled over by a trooper for doing 16 over. He was going to write her up for a $120 ticket - but she had the tears flowing in full force.

It had been a shitty day for her, the tire blew out, she had to buy new rear ones, our grandma had been rushed to the hospital, her cell phone started dying on her during the conversation with my mom - so she was left not knowing exactly had happened with Grandma, and now she is getting pulled over.

BUT - She Got Out of The Ticket. WTF? if she were a guy - the hands would still be bleeding from having to change the tire. The cop would run them in for a suspcion of a domestic violence and they would have got the speeding ticket - maybe even a ticket for crying.

RaGe 05-07-2002 05:04 PM

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

Beastiepoo 05-07-2002 05:09 PM

Sometimes it is nice to have breasts. :)

Amputate Your Head 05-07-2002 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by Beastiepoo
Sometimes it is nice to have breasts. :)
pics?

Beastiepoo 05-07-2002 05:14 PM

Sometimes it is nice to have breasts!:)

Sly_RJ 05-07-2002 05:14 PM

And then women bitch because they're being oppressed. Bull shit.

payrollpete 05-07-2002 05:14 PM

sucks to be her ! :(

oh well

the road of life is bumpy as shit!

Beastiepoo 05-07-2002 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Beastiepoo
Sometimes it is nice to have breasts!:)
Eeek! My connection is fucking around and I keep posting things more than once. Time for bed perhaps.:uhoh

RaGe 05-07-2002 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
And then women bitch because they're being oppressed. Bull shit.
Yeah dude, your middle aged white man has it the worst. We need to set up some charity that the women, children and minorities can donate to. :winkwink:

Jamie 05-07-2002 05:16 PM

What is this bad karma week? Jesus christ

Maybe this means your supposed to set me up with your sister!. haha

BrettJ 05-07-2002 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by payrollpete
sucks to be her ! :(

?? she hooked up with a hot guy and she kept a hefty ticket off her driving record - i'd say she did pretty good.

JackFoley 05-07-2002 05:17 PM

Um, Payrollpete, I think you missed the point of Brett's story...

BrettJ 05-07-2002 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by RaGe


Yeah dude, your middle aged white man has it the worst. We need to set up some charity that the women, children and minorities can donate to. :winkwink:

Sweet. I'm only 23 - but I like the sound of this. Whitey Welfare. =) Maybe now I can move out of the suburbs

BrettJ 05-07-2002 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by Jamie
Maybe this means your supposed to set me up with your sister!. haha
Do you like white girls from the hood that have a lot of attitude, think they are the shit, and are generally fairly negative?

Pipecrew 05-07-2002 05:25 PM

in the long run its proven that its better to be white, male and middle class

Jamie 05-07-2002 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by BrettJ


Do you like white girls from the hood that have a lot of attitude, think they are the shit, and are generally fairly negative?

You admire your sister a lot don't you?

I just have five words for you. Seattle, June 16th Bada Lounge.

Allison 05-07-2002 05:26 PM

Wahoo :) women rock..
The thing about that whole situation is that its not your sisters fault, its the guys fault. If you don't think thats fair then the next time a chick tries to sweet talk you or whatever, then don't let it happen. It's not like your sister forced any of those people to be nice to her.

~~Alli

Nina 05-07-2002 05:27 PM

Oh officer, I'm so sorry....

<img src="http://www.ninaknowsbest.com/boobies.jpg" width="300" height="416">

Sly_RJ 05-07-2002 05:30 PM

You guys missed my point completely.

Sly_RJ 05-07-2002 05:31 PM

Nina, get off it already and come sit on my lap. We're going to watch a nice little movie. These teasers are driving me nuts!

BrettJ 05-07-2002 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamie


You admire your sister a lot don't you?

I just have five words for you. Seattle, June 16th Bada Lounge.

I do indeed. =) I'll ask her to come and bring her fake i.d. - she's only 19 or 20

Nina 05-07-2002 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Nina, get off it already and come sit on my lap. We're going to watch a nice little movie. These teasers are driving me nuts!

lol... that's what they're supposed to do :)
That is an interesting pick up line... "a nice little movie"...
I'm intrigued.

Sly_RJ 05-07-2002 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by Nina


I'm intrigued.

As am I.

boneprone 05-07-2002 06:54 PM

We need more Faggot Cops.

Lexxx 05-07-2002 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrettJ
So my sister is driving back to Wazzu Sunday.

The tire on her car blows out. Immediately a guy pulls over to help. She thinks he's cute. She gets his number. He takes her to get a replacement tire. (At least she did pay for the tires, No Matter what Aaron says... I guess she isn't that cute).

She gets back on the road, kicks it up to 85-90 and gets pulled over by a trooper for doing 16 over. He was going to write her up for a $120 ticket - but she had the tears flowing in full force.

It had been a shitty day for her, the tire blew out, she had to buy new rear ones, our grandma had been rushed to the hospital, her cell phone started dying on her during the conversation with my mom - so she was left not knowing exactly had happened with Grandma, and now she is getting pulled over.

BUT - She Got Out of The Ticket. WTF? if she were a guy - the hands would still be bleeding from having to change the tire. The cop would run them in for a suspcion of a domestic violence and they would have got the speeding ticket - maybe even a ticket for crying.

Nice... :) Men are predators and prey at the same time.

Hawkeye 05-07-2002 07:50 PM

It's still better to be a guy.

As chicks get older, they just get fat and ugly and nobody wants them.

As guys get older, sure we get fat and ugly too, but we can still get young chicks to fuck us - sometimes without even paying..haha.

TaDoW 05-07-2002 10:58 PM

I fucked her.


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