Damn today so far my StatsRemote stats suck Donkey Dick!!
 

We normally do about $1200 a day off our exits and our other traffic sources sending to other programs.

But today Our whopping total is $80 so far what the fuck?

Our sales are normal In-house and the traffic goin out is the same.

We send to about 50 programs daily I dont get it!

You're not alone :(
WG

Should have be sending to MayorsMoney, but if that doesn't suit you hit me tomorrow about pre-selling those exits... :pimp

Rough times suck :(

But provide some motivation to review that everything is in order.

Lets do a traffic trade I would rather send to you if your sending us traffic then Pre-selling it.

You paying a flat rate up front or paying for Sales up front?
Cause I dont do sales upfront, done that before and ended up sending more traffic then the 405 freeway once to meet the Total.

What do you think it has to do with> Proccessing? or just a bad day.

it happens about once a week it seems I should start keeping records of it

I'll buy the whole exit chain for far more than you would make with traffic trades, no management, and if you need other sources for trade, can show you that too, but preferably tomorrow when I'm less buzzed... :pimp

not buy pre-sales, but on a CPm rate based on your traffic..:pimp

This whole month has been rough, thank god for mainstream :)
WG

our stats suck today too.

your right this month is the worst so far this year lets see how it ends

Maybe its because of tax time

I cant sell the whole exit chain because I already have some prepaid flat rate exit deals but lets talk tomorrow I'm interested might be able to give you a full exit.

1:7000 here today...no clue wtf is going on but its horrible.

I seriously am about to cry. Rebills are saving me, barely. I would say I'm running about 60% of what a normal month is, last month I did 80%. Frustration is setting in, I'll tell you that much.

today is brutal. yesterday was not strong but today is just fucking crap.

Man you guys are crazy. We're having a record breaking month, best sales ever, ratios are rocking.
Come promote blah blah blah cause we kick ass!!


Ok, I just wanted to be the first asshole to post that :)

Tax season maybe?

But Will76 said there are no trends in porn!

http://dunamai.com/Humor/BagdadBob/i..._bob_large.gif

i just heard that 9 out of 10 people get a refund.

This is spring break season right? Most of the college guys who normally spank it in their dormroom on the university's high speed connection are in Daytona looking at tits and ass up close and personal right?

Looking at last year's numbers April was pretty even with March, and then in May we saw a nice little jump in revenue and were able to hold there throughout the summer.

Everything is down 1/3 today so far :disgust

I can understand its a little slow on certain months but today sucks big time.

everyone must be shaving me LOL:1orglaugh

I complained last month ... but this month I'm doing fine.

My Stats Remote is treating me well, especially the last few days ... I hope I didn't just jinx myself.

Other than one sponsor that I have seen a large decline in this month, everyone else is picking up the slack.

you can replace us with any bad performing program:winkwink:

I saw that one coming ; )

But I'm gonna try and optimize, got one more thing to try before I give up...it's odd to see such a decline from them when they were doing so well.

Today sucked, yesterday was finally a good day for me. But overall the past month or so has been down

My stats are average or a little better than avg...SR seems to be holding up fine...Roger...you might want to reboot the computer SR is running on...it sucks up a ton of memory and that could be the problem.

there are none.

But since you chimmed in, why don't you tell us what all the patterns are. Come on chad, since you are 100% sure these patterns exist, what are they then. When should I expect to have my sales go down. Do you think Tax day is a bad day? Is easter a bad day?

People like you always cry about the "trends" when YOUR sales go down, but if you told us about these "trends" ahead of time then you would see half the time you are right, and half the time you are wrong.

you really are a fag man, but keep dropping my name out there I know you must have a fascination with me. little man love or something going on?

I haven't installed unified stats on my new laptop yet...I'm hesitating putting it on here because I don't want to go through the agony of checking all those stats in one place with graphs and percentages and per click income attached..It's too hard on my heart..Kind of like Playing Roulette betting on black waiting for the ball to drop and you're sweating hoping the ball doesn't fall on red or green.

I just like looking at the stats for my own program and then enjoying the pleasure of waiting for the checks in the mail...It's Easier on my mind.

shits still slow what the fuck

Year's been going strange. January was great, february sucked, march was the best month so far, april is pitiful.

Yes I love your egotistical, shit talking, retarded, chatroom spamming ass. Just love it.

I'm hoping to break even this period :)

im glad im not the only one...time for poke and beans!

This has been the shittiest week for me in quite some time.

I agree.

We're not in panic mode or anything like that, but we should definitely be doing alot more sales considering the amount of traffic we've been slinging around lately.

Thank god for rebills.

Monday great Tues, Weds, Thurs :Oh crap . Im sure it will rebound it always does :thumbsup

huge religious holiday remember??
 

Jewish Seders goin on and tomorrow it's the Christians turn (myself included), Good Friday. Mainstream gifts and flowers kickin ass right now but finance and porn suckin dicks. Next week will be biz as usual. People keepin their pee-pees in their pants for Easter. Maybe they gave up porn for Lent??

BTW, this is Raja's girl
 

say hi to Amanda for me! Missed you guys in Phoenix!

apparently you talk about me more then i do :1orglaugh

Yea it has definitely been a weird month..... probably cause of spring break... every week its different colleges getting off for spring break... who knows:Oh crap

No shit its weird our sales and traffic is down a little maybe 10% but our exit sales are down about 50%

thank god for rebills:winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I will let her know.. Hope your taking it easy on Raja.:winkwink:
we got caught up in costa rica

We should be at the Xbiz show hope to see you guys

This month has really been bad for me, signups down across the board

your sig is creepily hypnotic

Yesterday picked up in the night, was still only an average day...the day before wasnt anything special too. But it feels better if others see the same, thats a sign that everything will go to normal sooner or later. :)

The first 2 weeks in April have been slow for many accounts, probably due to tax season/holidays. Its been this way for years, it will most likely pick up in a few days.

And not to burst anyones bubble, but things will (again) normally start to slow down/plateau around May 10th

Today is looking good so far. *knock on wood*

indeed :)