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Dirty F 04-11-2006 11:13 AM

Lets discuss the Germans
 
Their language is horrible.
They're too stupid to speak English, or any other language.
They're ugly.
They make real nasty porn.
Their food is gross.

Did i forget anything?

Dirty F 04-11-2006 11:13 AM

Oh and they're way too close to Holland.

G-Rotica 04-11-2006 11:15 AM

They got the best beer on the planet.

Theo 04-11-2006 11:15 AM

finished? we should start with the dutch then

Dirty F 04-11-2006 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica
They got the best beer on the planet.


Sorry, but heineken is from Holland.

BigPinPin 04-11-2006 11:18 AM

Quote:

Did i forget anything?
As I can see you know it so well...I think you are more german than I will ever be !

pornguy 04-11-2006 11:19 AM

Do you realize that English is closely based on German? I do feel that German is a very ugly language, but the country is a great place to visit for vacation.

MetaMan 04-11-2006 11:21 AM

Franck did a german put a windmill up your ass?

go put on youre clogs and sit in the corner until i tell you its ok!

G-Rotica 04-11-2006 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Sorry, but heineken is from Holland.

Kulmbacher Eisbock is from Germany.

ContentSHOOTER 04-11-2006 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Their language is horrible.
They're too stupid to speak English, or any other language.
They're ugly.
They make real nasty porn.
Their food is gross.

Did i forget anything?


How about STF UP:mad:

chupachups 04-11-2006 11:25 AM

Lol, I think very highly of the germans. They might have funny haircuts, but they are hard working and respectable. Their porn sucks, but some of the food is very good.

And - I have nothing against the dutch, but since when could a dutch criticize the sound of another language? :1orglaugh

deniska 04-11-2006 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Sorry, but heineken is from Holland.

I have to agree with this one Becks aint got shit on Heineken.. :thumbsup

Phoenix 04-11-2006 11:27 AM

nice blanket racism shows its true colours through franck

JamesK2 04-11-2006 11:32 AM

I ate bratwurst today.

ssp 04-11-2006 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK
I ate bratwurst today.

Bratwurst / Bockwurst rocks! Plus their weissbeer is very nice! I like Germans. :)

Dirty F 04-11-2006 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
nice blanket racism shows its true colours through franck


Fuck off you canadian faggot moosefucking pos.

Dirty F 04-11-2006 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
nice blanket racism shows its true colours through franck


Fuck off you canadian faggot moosefucking pos.

Dirty F 04-11-2006 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
nice blanket racism shows its true colours through franck


You still didnt answer me you idiot.

Calvinguy 04-11-2006 11:37 AM

I like their currywurst

http://www.philippa.nl/vakantie/Midd...currywurst.jpg

chupachups 04-11-2006 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
Bratwurst / Bockwurst rocks! Plus their weissbeer is very nice! I like Germans. :)


So does currywurst und kartoffelsallat. Mayo and french fries isnt all that bad either....

Phoenix 04-11-2006 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
You still didnt answer me you idiot.


sorry i dont assosciate with Racists

leran anew word...and i think that anyone that approaches anything with such a closed mind..as you are displaying needs to look in the mirror when they utter the word IDIOT


carry on your RAcist tendencies

fatman1 04-11-2006 11:41 AM

they make great cars.

escorpio 04-11-2006 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Their language is horrible.
They're too stupid to speak English, or any other language.
They're ugly.
They make real nasty porn.
Their food is gross.

Did i forget anything?

bad music
World Wars 1 and 2

they do have good beer and cars though

CDSmith 04-11-2006 11:47 AM

Since when is "german" a race?

Franck is guilty of being a countryist! :D


Subnote: I love German food. And those lovely blonde frauleins.

ooyeah

Porko 04-11-2006 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Their language is horrible.
They're too stupid to speak English, or any other language.
They're ugly.
They make real nasty porn.
Their food is gross.

Did i forget anything?

Yes, they have the best womans and cars on the world.

deleteduser 04-11-2006 11:50 AM

you're just upset cause you saw your mom on GGG...

GregE 04-11-2006 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Sorry, but heineken is from Holland.

Yeah, but Stuttgarter Hofbräu is brewed in Germany.

Best fucking beer I ever tasted bar none :thumbsup

calibra 04-11-2006 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Their language is horrible.
They're too stupid to speak English, or any other language.
They're ugly.
They make real nasty porn.
Their food is gross.

Did i forget anything?

Yes you did:
1) They produce the best cars in the world
2) I have met many Germans speaking fluent English, but I have met only few Americans (Canadians) speaking German well.
3) Probably, they aren't a beauty contest winners but the majority of the Germans are well educated (at least they know the difference between Iran and Iraq)
4) The nastiest porn is made in Japan
5) Bratwurst is absolutely delicious. Definitely German cuisine is rather simple and tasty than complicated and refined but it's not the worst one.

HAPPYPEEKERS 04-11-2006 11:54 AM

I have to disagree with ya there ... I know a certain GFYer that is German and he is very attractive

:-)

JOKER 04-11-2006 11:55 AM

STFU Idiot!

Fetish Gimp 04-11-2006 11:57 AM

Germans are the nicest people on earth, their shit smells like Channel N.5 and tastes like strawberries.

Now mexicans, that's another story.

Phoenix 04-11-2006 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JOKER | JOKEREMPIRE Inc.



hehe..nice :)

calibra 04-11-2006 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp
Germans are the nicest people on earth, their shit smells like Channel N.5 and tastes like strawberries.

Now mexicans, that's another story.

:) :) :)

GregE 04-11-2006 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
they do have good beer and cars though

Cool looking castles too, though most of the best ones are in Poland now.

http://www.castlesofpoland.com/prusy...albdzis035.jpg

WarChild 04-11-2006 12:22 PM

I wonder how much German semen was pumped in to Dutch girls during the Nazi occupation? Franck probably has a little German in his bloondline himself.

Paraskass 04-11-2006 12:26 PM

Germans own europe. They are well organized and hard working.

They've been destroyed twice and still rock.

Paraskass 04-11-2006 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Sorry, but heineken is from Holland.

Holland???

i thought it was from Finland!?!?!

Jakke PNG 04-11-2006 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass
Holland???

i thought it was from Finland!?!?!

Nope. Holland.
Finnish beer is usually not exported.

Libertine 04-11-2006 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild
I wonder how much German semen was pumped in to Dutch girls during the Nazi occupation? Franck probably has a little German in his bloondline himself.

Actually, the Americans and Canadians caused more pregnancies here when they drove out the Germans.

WarChild 04-11-2006 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Actually, the Americans and Canadians caused more pregnancies here when they drove out the Germans.

Yeah but Franck's face looks a lot like a mark 3 panzer, so I think it was probably Nazi rapists and not Canadian liberators. :thumbsup

CDSmith 04-11-2006 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
Bratwurst / Bockwurst rocks! :)

http://www.thewinnipegpages.com/foru...1144539808.jpg

MaDalton 04-11-2006 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Their language is horrible.
They're too stupid to speak English, or any other language.
They're ugly.
They make real nasty porn.
Their food is gross.

Did i forget anything?


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

should i start telling the story about your landlord thinking you are gay and visiting you without warning?? :Graucho

and you can't tell me that "frikadelle special" is that tasty - i ate it, and i wanted to vomit :Oh crap

Dirty F 04-11-2006 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

should i start telling the story about your landlord thinking you are gay and visiting you without warning?? :Graucho

and you can't tell me that "frikadelle special" is that tasty - i ate it, and i wanted to vomit :Oh crap

Hey i dont eat that shit either.

hova 04-11-2006 04:09 PM

Franck is my hero

Dirty F 04-11-2006 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hova
Franck is my hero

:1orglaugh

VicD 04-11-2006 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Their language is horrible.
They're too stupid to speak English, or any other language.
They're ugly.
They make real nasty porn.
Their food is gross.

Did i forget anything?

Klopt, ik ben gek op hun porno :)
I love their porn

Trax 04-11-2006 04:19 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_language

"Dutch is a Germanic language, and within this family it is a West Germanic language."

:1orglaugh

Dirty F 04-11-2006 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trax
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_language

"Dutch is a Germanic language, and within this family it is a West Germanic language."

:1orglaugh


No shit captain. Its something most people here know by age 5. You just found out?

MaDalton 04-11-2006 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trax
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_language

"Dutch is a Germanic language, and within this family it is a West Germanic language."

:1orglaugh


dutch is like german after 10 beers and 3 joints :1orglaugh

Dirty F 04-11-2006 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton
dutch is like german after 10 beers and 3 joints :1orglaugh


I used to speak German pretty well but i forced it out of my head. I worked in restaurants in tourist places and had to speak German all day. Those fuckers come to Holland expecting everyone to understand them.


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