Fact: I am a fucking dumbass.
 

Saturday, while working on the roof of my garage, I decided it would be a brilliant idea to fall off it. You have time to say "fuck" when falling 12 feet, but not much else.

I now have a broken hip, the SAME hip I had to have surgery on last year.




Yay me.

That seems like a silly thing to do.. :)

Get well

Sounds rough, poor hip.

owned!!!

ahh dam mate, thats not good , hope you not in to much pain.. let me know if there is anything i can do for ya

rofl :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hahah nice one man !

p.s get better asap :(

is the roof ok?

fuck that sucks....might as well get a steel hip now. you'll need one when you're older anyway

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Well yeah, but the lawnmower I landed on isnt.

Hint. Dont fall off the roof. It hurts.

Ouch. Somewhat related - I saw someone fall off their 3rd story building with no scratches once.. It was kinda funny b/c when I rushed out there to help him he cussed at me for calling 911. lol.

Dude, that blows. Get well. Did you start a doantion thread for a laptop yet?

Damn that sucks hope that it heals fast

oooo that sounds like a sorry one!

harsh....looks like booze n pain killers for a month or so :winkwink:

I have a couple of them already, I'm all hooked up, and no offense but thats kind of a lame statement to make dude. He NEEDED one.

I need one too...Apparently the accountant gets mine...

Actually it was a joke, I even donated to his cause.

Good thing you realised that

Oh dear thats terrible. I hope you heal up soon. Summer is comming :)

that sucks , i hope you get well , dont do it again ...ever...

Lol..... Do you have any footage of that?

Sorry to hear, but at least you haven't lost your sense of humour.

Those are two of the funniest sentences I've ever read.

Rumor has it that Headless pushed you ......

beware low-flying webmasters

sounds like you got hurt

Damn if it is not one thing it's another. I hope you get better soon baby.

I can't believe this. You are just running through bad luck every where your turn, even physically. :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
omg, that is terrible.. but still funny. sorry jim, don't mean to laugh at your expense - I'm sure the karma gods will get me.

ok that one did actually make me laugh out loud a little. that really fucking blows jim, sorry to hear that. BUT at least you get to play with the fun painkillers.

Hope you get better soon =/

Best wishes.

Oh lucky you!!! do you get to collect more from welfare now ?

was flogthelog stalking you again?

Lesson learned: you're not superman :1orglaugh
Get well, mate :thumbsup

Sorry to hear that :Oh crap

Get well and take it easy:winkwink:

good, you deserved it.

Major ouchage! Heal soon and let me know if I can do anything for you.

Get any good pain meds?

Sorry to hear about your misfortune, Jim. Get well soon!

Why would you want to jump off a perfectly stable roof?

Sorry to hear about your pain.

Cannot argue with you - you are a fucking dumbass

Well I could say your mom deserves breast cancer but that would be rude and heartless, so I won't.