confessions of a penis pill users
 

ok people,,, about a month and half ago we started and idea to sell these herbs and vitamins and market them as penis pills,,,,

after thorough research we compiled exact ingredients,, and me and a few others have been using ourselves as guinea pigs..

now don't get me wrong i don't have a small dick
(two fists and a mouthfull)
and any real intelligent person knows that NO pill is really gonna make your dick grow.. its just all bout marketing,,

but the alternative effects have been truely amazing!!!
These bad boys can turn you into a SEXUAL MONSTER literally... the problem was they work way to good,, after an hour of non stop fucking at a hundred miles per hour you start to wonder when you can bust a nut and get satisfied :winkwink:

these pills give you so much energy and staying power,,,it helps out a lot for you two minute men ,, i can kinda of compare it too when i use to drink ginseng,, you know the ones with root inside of a bottle that you get in the chinese stores,,,but a hundred times better,,,

they even helped my overall health,,,i noticed i could work out with more weights and reps than i usually do at the gym,, thus seeing more definition on my muscles,,,

needless to say my pussy intake has increased a whopping 500% in the last 30 days!!!!,,,, my phone has been ringing off the hook!!! and i don't even half to take them out!!!! no worries with the bullshit going out on a date crap,,,just straight to the bed and commencing to fucking,,,,

have you ever heard of the legend of Dank?
The legend of the 12 squirts?

i use tribulus as a workout supplement. it increases leutenizing(?) hormone which suppreses estrogen and gives u a better testosterone to estrogen level. thats from what i seen in articles. seems to work good.

this penis pill shit is suppose to increase blood flow which is what is suppose to cause the growth. sounds good in theory, but have u noticed increased size at all? like width or length?

yes you nailed it on the head with Tribulus,,,its one of the ingredients we came up with,,, we added alot more to the package to increase your hormone level,,,

after almost a month of taking them i did not notice any size,,, maybe its too early to tell,,, but like i said the energy level has increased and your dick staying power has definately improved

some of these sites say u gotta take em for 3 months. prolly just bs. i can last a long time now, i'd prolly never cum if i took this shit. and when i do, i'd blow a hole right through the chick :(

trust me you will cumm.
After 48 hours!

something i also failed to mention,,, its quite explosive,,,i scream my ass off everytime it unloads,,like a fucking tank shooting off a sabo round,,,,

so in other words u can forget about her swallowing? :1orglaugh

There's some Chinese herbs that do the same thing.

so far we just been selling it on the streets with word of mouth advertising,,,, and believe it or not women have been buying it more for there man,,,
this makes me believe that women tend to feel more comfortable bout talking to others bout it than guys are,,, which seems right cuz what man really admits they need this,,hehe

You. :thumbsup

not sure which is chinese but they have to do something bout sex then there all in there

LOL,,, like i said i didn't need it,,, two fists and mouthfull is more than enough for a girl,hehe

just trying to test the product out prior to marketing,, results have shown an increase in pussy intake by 500% in the last 30 days,,

Ginseng [for energy] and another herb for increased blood flow. Visit your local Chinatown's herbal shop--they can hook you up. Supposed to be drunk as tea.

ROTFLMAO !!!

Verry funny story, I bet it will sell hahaha

I used Viagra a couple of times for fun....works on chicks great
too but that aside..

Viagra gets ya going for 5 hours.....but to spend all that money
for those extra 15 minutes....nah thanks...It will only get you
blisters on your cock and that hurts like hell!

DynaMite :thumbsup

this for real man (pussy intake increased by 500% is for real),,,,

never tried viagra having my dick hard for like 5 hours sounds more like pain cuz after i drop my load i gotta take a piss,,,, and taking a piss with a hard dick doesn't sound to be a fun thing to do,,,

hehehe with viagra you can pop your load it will just not go
down...so you continue until you pop again....etc, etc

Now I do agree pissing with a boner so hard it would be considered an assault weapon in some countries is kinda tricky

My advice...open a window...don´t even bother trying to piss
in the pot...unless you´re very gymnastic and can piss while
standing on your hands...

DynaMite :winkwink:

Sounds very similar to GHB.

thats why i hate waking up with a woody and u gotta take a leak so bad. pissing out the window isn't an option, might hit the old lady next door.

LOL,,, i am getting bombarded with icq and emails,,,, some of ya'll don't like to admit you need this in the public boards,,:Graucho

you two minute men,, you know your out there,,LOL

first of all i want to clarify,,, if your not already getting pussy as is then this pill won't help you,,,, This pill will not attract women stupid,,,

LMAO!

sounds like you could write for SleazyDream........

u know if this stuff makes u last longer, shouldn't we be pushing this stuff a lot more? if it takes the surfer twice as long to cum, he'll need twice as much porn. more likely to buy a membership :)

Yes but with GHB you go for the stand on your hands piss
no matter if you can do it or not hahaha

DynaMite :1orglaugh

i also would like to warn people that some of the ingredients will have you banned in some professional sports organizations,,,
remember when Mark Maguire hit like 70 home runs? well he used this major ingredient,,

but i highly doubt some of ya are professional athletes

So what are the ingridients ? I wanna mix some ;)

Wow, I haven't heard about that one since a long time...

I get massive hard ons and longer staying power with just taking andro, which is what Mark took that made him a fucking bull.

Any GNC sells pills for that shit..

Like they said earlier.. just take some energy booster and some testosterone booster and u are a ok!! =)

i've heard andro is bs for gaining muscle tho. only gives a temporary increase to testosterone which doesn't work as well as intended.

I think andro works well for muscles... the one product that is all about water.. is creatine...

Andro is good..

all damn Dax you spilled the beans,,, yes Androstenedione is a major ingredient,,, what i did notice is that it helps out increasing more reps and higher weights,,, i take them an hour before working out,,,, this something viagra can't do

Dude!

I thought EVERYONE knew that.. reason being.. andro raises your testosterone level, which helps muscle rebuilding... etc.. and if u dont work out that raises your HORNY levels.. lol is good!! =)

I wank for 10 minutes and I get 8-10 hard squirts. Im special.

i need only to wank for 1 minute then i go

you need these pills bro,,,
your pussy intake will decrease by 500% with this problem,,,

no girl would wanna talk to you and they'll tell all their friends and laugh behind your back

Sounds like some people need to visit Albion Medical!

One of the ingredients is "Horny Goat Weed"! :Graucho

thats one of them too,,,

Anyone got anything that makes you shoot a load like Peter North?

Now I know how guys feel when they happen upon those tampon and vaginal discharge irregularity threads.


:::blech:::

hehehe