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Phoenix 04-10-2006 03:05 PM

Had an interview today and the guy told me i was going to burn in hell
 
LMAO


dont know how he slipped through, im sure he was told the nature of the business


but anyway...my only reason for attending the interviews is really to make sure the person is cool...and not going to wig out.

and also that they understand the nature of the business...IE porn


well all of a sudden he went off and im burning in hell for eternity etc etc..lol


i just stood up shookhis hand ans showed him the door


i really wanted to hold my fingers up like devils horns and hiss at him..but.......

wdsguy 04-10-2006 03:05 PM

was he friends with the janitor?

Phoenix 04-10-2006 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
was he friends with the janitor?


haha no

that janitor btw is nice as pie lately..as the building changed ownership

he cant afford negative things to be said about him..lol

The Other Sweetie 04-10-2006 03:07 PM

Great. Now I'll have some company down there with me because apparently I'm going to fry in Hell, too. :)

Warden 04-10-2006 03:07 PM

Fuck, we're all going to hell but only I get to drive the bus!

Fresh 04-10-2006 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix


i really wanted to hold my fingers up like devils horns and hiss at him..but.......


doood, that would be too funny! You're not gunna hire him anyway, shoulda done it :winkwink:

Ramos 04-10-2006 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
was he friends with the janitor?

that was fucking hilarious and the funniest thing you have ever said :2 cents: :1orglaugh :thumbsup

madawgz 04-10-2006 03:10 PM

lol, yep.. were all doomed

Phoenix 04-10-2006 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
that was fucking hilarious and the funniest thing you have ever said :2 cents: :1orglaugh :thumbsup


Ramos = ghey:thumbsup

Phoenix 04-10-2006 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warden
Fuck, we're all going to hell but only I get to drive the bus!


i got dibs on the backseat!!!

Pete-KT 04-10-2006 03:12 PM

Dont worry SatanCash has a room in Hell ready for us ;)

SomeCreep 04-10-2006 03:12 PM

How the fuck can people be so convinced that heaven and hell exists? If heaven and hell exists, then so does a land of leprechauns behind every rainbow, and a world of mermaids and mermen, below the sea.

3M TA3 04-10-2006 03:13 PM

Where are we going? And what's with the handbasket?

Bryan G 04-10-2006 03:13 PM

Fuck that is funny man!!!

Phoenix 04-10-2006 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep
How the fuck can people be so convinced that heaven and hell exists? If heaven and hell exists, then so does a land of leprechauns behind every rainbow, and a world of mermaids and mermen, below the sea.


under the sea....under the sea...Homer simpson

Warning Pages 04-10-2006 03:17 PM

Don't worry hell is not so bad. I just got back from a cruise and one of the stops was in grand cayman, They have a town there called "hell". No shit I sent a few of my friends post cards stamped and post marked from the town. So pay him no mind and when some tells you to go to hell say " I talked to someone who's been there and they said it was'nt so bad."

chshkt 04-10-2006 04:06 PM

You're already in the Hell (Earth)! Now you can only go to Heaven, don't worry!

Spunky 04-10-2006 04:07 PM

Gotta love them bible thumpers..biggest hypocrites out there

WiredGuy 04-10-2006 04:14 PM

For the amount of porn we sell, I'm on a first class flight to hell. See you there Brad!
WG

Manowar 04-10-2006 04:17 PM

were all gonna burn

american pervert 04-10-2006 04:24 PM

bro, we are both gonna burn and its gonna be a hello of a party!

anne 04-10-2006 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american perv
bro, we are both gonna burn and its gonna be a hello of a party!


LMAO Im there man. We will def have one hell of a time before then :)

Dwreck 04-10-2006 05:42 PM

great new sig BRAD!! Thats cool man! Did you have the gusy whip it up?

GTS Mark 04-10-2006 05:46 PM

Send him over here Brad, I'll hire him LOL! ;)

DH

CyberHustler 04-10-2006 05:48 PM

that sucks man

CuriousToyBoy 04-10-2006 06:47 PM

Brad,

No need to burn down there brother.

After selling my soul a LONG time ago, I have standing reservations on an air-conditioned penthouse suite "downstairs".

:thumbsup :pimp :1orglaugh

Grapesoda 04-10-2006 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Other Sweetie
Great. Now I'll have some company down there with me because apparently I'm going to fry in Hell, too. :)


great, meet ya there and bring lots of hot dogs and stuff. . will have a BBQ!

Choppa 04-10-2006 07:25 PM

Yeah I love the heat so book me 1 ticket on the Vengabus South he he

Wonder if the guy you were hiring was a mormon from Salt lake City ?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

xclusive 04-10-2006 07:25 PM

lol can't stand judgemental people like that

Thurbs 04-10-2006 07:30 PM

lol - i guess since we're all going to hell anyways, do i need to keep my values? or should I lose them all now? :winkwink:

smashface 04-10-2006 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TA3
Where are we going? And what's with the handbasket?

But at least we're enjoying the ride

Deej 04-10-2006 07:33 PM

Thew devil horns thing brings up great memories....See i would have shook his hand showed him the door and then .... devil horned and hang the tongue out and hiss...... it helps moral...

chshkt 04-11-2006 05:28 AM

Source: Conversations with GOD by Neale Donald Walsch
http://www.crossroad.to/articles2/05/indigo.htm


Sin, shame, guilt and judgment are obsolete. The god of the New Age -- a force that brings bondage and hate -- shuns anything that might lead to the cross and true freedom:

"Hitler went to heaven for these reasons: There is no hell... providing the chance for correction, for evolution. The mistakes Hitler made did no harm or damage to those whose deaths he caused. Those souls were released from their earthly bondage, like butterflies emerging from a cocoon."

"Hitler was created by you. He arose out of your Collective Consciousness. . . The consciousness of separation, segregation, superiority ? of 'we' versus 'they,' of 'us' and 'them' ? is what creates the Hitler Experience. The consciousness of Divine Brotherhood, of unity, of Oneness, of 'ours,' not just 'yours/mine,' is what creates the Christ experience."


I recommend these books to everyone!

DaddyHalbucks 04-11-2006 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warning Pages
Don't worry hell is not so bad. I just got back from a cruise and one of the stops was in grand cayman, They have a town there called "hell". No shit I sent a few of my friends post cards stamped and post marked from the town. So pay him no mind and when some tells you to go to hell say " I talked to someone who's been there and they said it was'nt so bad."


Excellent, a resort area no less.

fris 04-11-2006 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
LMAO


dont know how he slipped through, im sure he was told the nature of the business


but anyway...my only reason for attending the interviews is really to make sure the person is cool...and not going to wig out.

and also that they understand the nature of the business...IE porn


well all of a sudden he went off and im burning in hell for eternity etc etc..lol


i just stood up shookhis hand ans showed him the door


i really wanted to hold my fingers up like devils horns and hiss at him..but.......

wha was the interview for?

KingK7 04-11-2006 05:48 AM

He sounds like a keeper!

Grapesoda 04-11-2006 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warning Pages
Don't worry hell is not so bad. I just got back from a cruise and one of the stops was in grand cayman, They have a town there called "hell". No shit I sent a few of my friends post cards stamped and post marked from the town. So pay him no mind and when some tells you to go to hell say " I talked to someone who's been there and they said it was'nt so bad."


. . was it hot?

Downtime 04-11-2006 05:56 AM

lol sweet story

gornyhuy 04-11-2006 06:10 AM

IN heaven, everything is fine.
In Heaven, everything is fine.
In Heaven, everything is fine.
You've got your good thing.
and baby, I've got mine.

DamageX 04-11-2006 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep
How the fuck can people be so convinced that heaven and hell exists? If heaven and hell exists, then so does a land of leprechauns behind every rainbow, and a world of mermaids and mermen, below the sea.

Yes, so what's your point? :)

Phoenix 04-11-2006 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris
wha was the interview for?


designer...still looking

XMaster 04-11-2006 07:16 AM

This guy lied to you - you're already in Hell !!

Fred Quimby 04-11-2006 07:40 AM

I'll see you guys there!

Screaming 04-11-2006 07:41 AM

Make room. Im comming.

Odie 04-11-2006 08:22 AM

umm ok... i"m surprised you didn't pull out your fangs brad lmao...


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