I only turned down ass once in my entire life!
 

It was a 18 year old prostitute in Vietnam.









































I turned her ass face down!!! :thumbsup

so you only got laid once in your life?

Clever use of suspense.

Yeah, that's it. I have only been laid once in my entire life. I am so pathetic that the homeless people here make fun of me when they tell jokes. :(

I tried to turn down your mom, bdjuf but that metrosexual monkey clubbed me over the head with a pair of tweezers and ironed jeans. Too bad he beat me to it otherwise I could have been your father.

Note to myself, stop clicking on your threads.

C'mon Batts...it's not that bad.

bad is not the word. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

How does that ignore thing work?

Boring....

Click on user name,view public profile and click ignore user