OMG i just broke my glass of champagne with my diamond ring and spilled the...
 

champagne all over my remotecontroll to open my garage...

seems like my bentley has to stay there till tomorrow
















sucks to be me

I just scratched my nuts so much they started to bleed...and I can't make it stop.

OHHH NOOEEESS

i just recognized my rolex and the keys to my yacht are still inside the bentley...


maybe i should call my chauffeursy cellphone so that he can give it to me through the window ?

The start of a long day.

find someone to suck on them.

http://www.porngreen.com/maiden.jpg



i would do it





does this make me gay?

No, it's quite a normal reaction. Who wouldn't want to suckle the bleeding balls of such a gorgeous hunk. I would, but my belly gets in the way. I can't even see them.

continental gt or flying spur?

i just got my lower rips removed so that i can blow myself.

hookers are expensive in germany w0rd

you should be happy that it was just a bentley...lousy UK car...

thank god i take better care with the maybach and the cl65amg

what color is the sky in your world again?

when i bought it it was blue