Coming Soon - MetaformX's Cash Program
 

3/3/2003 is the date
My very own affiliate program. It will be The most unique adult program in the world. And no, I am not blowing smoke up your ass.

FAQ:
1. what is the name and url of this program? what kind of program is it?
sorry, cant tell you yet. im sure you know why.

2. no, I don't know why. why cant you tell me?
cause then I would have to kill you. duh!

3. what makes your program so unique?
the concept is different than anything else out there

4. the date of 3/3/2003 is more than 10 months away from now! why post it now?
wow, I didn't think you could count

5. MetaformX, your an idiot.
thanx. make sure you remember that when I make it big. Cause I'll remember that.

6. your program will fail. you are a nobody MetaformX. No one is gonna join your program.
your entitled to your opinion. but I will prolly prove you wrong.

7. who the fuck cares about your program?
you do. you clicked this thread, didn't you? do you usually click threads you don't care about? You didnt get to this thread via a blind link, or a popup. you clicked it. so quit your bitching

spacedog's back.

hehe. Nah. That was actually funny. :)

Sort of.

Or I really am way overtired.

okey dokey space... i mean metaformx

didn't see Equinox's post, honest

wow, I broke my vow and unignored him to see what this was all about.
What a dipshit.

this is bad.
Really bad.

you know what is bad?
soul leaving the family to join MetaformX -4- Life. Your getting old bone. the family is falling apart. what now?

:disgust

MetaformX:

Are you an adult? Are you a Webmaster?

A word of advice. Ok, a couple of words...

1) No matter how funny you think it is, there are always people out there that will not think it's funny, and as a program operator it is in your best interest to not cause conflict.

2) You may think it's a good idea to call people idiots for clicking on links, but in the long run, it looks unprofessional, and will inevitebly hurt webmaster signups to your program.

3) Never forget that even though we all fuckoff here, that out in the real adult industry world things are taken seriously. Money is money, and I don't want to work for a joker. I'd rather work for a guy that takes his business seriously, but knows how to have a good time when the work is done.

4) Find a good rolemodel (adult webmaster/successgul paysite owner), and study their moves. Ask questions, learn what they learned.

5) The BP family is not dead, and in fact being a member allowed me to cash in on the name just recently. I was hooked up with one of the best hosting deals around. At first I just asked how much it would cost, then I mentioned I was a member of the bp family. I swear, the guy ICQ'd Boneprone that same moment to verify my family status. Boneprone that not only was I a member I was currently holding an elite status, and they cut the price down by 80%! EIGHTY FUCKING PERCENT OFF!!! Just for being a Bp member, and that's not a fuckin bullshit story.



By the way, any one looking to hire someone part time? I'm 2 days from quitting my real daytime job.

yes, and yes