My rant (PIC)
 

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This shit is really pissing me off. Look newbies, I've got no problem helping you make little changes to your blog, little seo tips, what the fuck ever. But jesus h buttfucking christ, what's with the give an inch take a mile bullshit!?

See image below if you think that by me being nice and helping out means that whenever you can't fucking figure out why your blogroll links are purple instead of green or some other trivial bullshit problem. How about this? Google what the problem is, implement some of your ideas, then ask me. If you can't come up with at least 5 things you've fucking done to fix it but didn't work, see image below.

And guys, don't ask to see my sites. I swear to god if 1 more person that I don't know on a first name basis asks me to show them my sites the world will see it's first spontaneous head explosion. If you're not in "the circle of trust" you'll never ever know which site in the top 5 of google is mine. Again, see image below.

I really do like helping newbs because it hopefully make a good trading partner in the future. Karma n shit. But come the fuck on. If you're not paying me don't expect a whole lot unless:

a) I like you
b) think you're a funny bastard
c) owe you something
d) you have nice tits and are willing to send me pics :winkwink:

I helped a guy the other night with some shit that required me looking at the template code and that was cool because I had been talking to him for a few days and thought he's a cool chap. and I'd do it again for him because he's cool. But guys, don't EXPECT me to go out of my way and burn MY time to help you. As crazy as this sounds, I've got my own sites and client sites to deal with. I know, unbelievable isn't it? I have to make money and can't volunteer my time to help newbs. wow, that's a thought.... see image below..

http://www.alltravis.net/images/fuck%20you%20pic.jpg

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Now I know why you help me!!

i am not a newb!:upsidedow

I have nice tits, what's your email?

:thumbsup

even if you were i'd be glad to help :winkwink: see option d

Ey Sperminator - hit me up if you ever need my help.

I don't mind having a look at your templates :)

Dude, the borders on my new blog are always dotted.. No matter what I do to my stylesheet.. Can you help?

P.S. I feel ya dude, I have so many fucking CSS questions daily on aim. It's un fuckin believable..