i use GFY nicknames to store girls phone#'s
 

A little saturnight tip from Mrthumbs:

You know how it goes.. youre with this chick, leave the room, leave your cell
and when you get back she tells you "you missed a call from melissa.."

etc etc. so we dont store numbers and if we do we use male names.. right?
why fuck up a good moment.

Since recent i adopted the habit to use GFY nicknames instead..
Labret, Quiet and lensman made the list so far.

Imagine the kick of a Missed calls: Lensman (14) :thumbsup
Happens everyday now baby!!

lol thats a great idea bro :)

So you're banging Lensman?

Thats just - I dunno its just - odd

True true.. but anything goes for a smooth running operation

Im going to have some fun with this

Juicy = Good for a quicky - probably dont show her to your mates.

Ramos = Hot - but she reminds you of someone - you just cant work out who

Headless = Rosanne - you know shes going to bite your knob off

TheKing - Sly Stallone's mother

any more?

I do the same but with male versions of the name.

Andrea - Andy
Krista = kris

and so on.

"sky stallone's mother" :1orglaugh

But im happy to see you caught the advantage of this system: you pick a
character that matches the personality.

Personality that is.. otherwise youd think im only dating fatties

I just use the names of the 7 dwarves instead. Grumpy, sleepy, dopey, etc...etc...

I don't mind if you use my nick :)

Ill use your nick next.. :1orglaugh

Im looking forward to sending erotic text messages to spunky

clever yet...wrong.

So you only need like 3 GFY nicks?

So how do you know their real names? This is for main chicks or random new ones? I am always having to clean the call and text history. Nothing worse then coming back to her reading a text like "it was fun last night, (insert pet name)". Blowing the whole I was at my mom's for dinner cover story.

Main.. random or under development girls dont require an explanation or excuse anyway.