Why I now believe penis pills really work (Maybe)
 

I've been reading John Hargrave's pranks sporadically on Zug.com for years, but it was just today I came across this article.

http://www.zug.com/pranks/penis/

As a prank (or maybe not) John ordered a 60-day supply of MagnaRX pills and documented his progress.* I've always been extremely skeptical of pills that claim to increase penis size, but this has me half-convinced.

While John is prone to poetic license (I think) such as:
I'm not inclined to believe he would deliberately falsify the results of his "study".

So anyway, after thoroughly reading his article, I performed a few calculations.

He gained 1/8 inch in length and 1/2 inch in circumference. That doesn't sound like a big deal, right? ...

But I calculated the percent increase as well.

From 5.875" to 6" =.125 inches for a length increase of 2.13%
From 4.125 to 5.25" in CIRCUMFERENCE for a 27.3% increase in girth (and in diameter)

The total VOLUME of John's penis (assuming a perfect cylinder, which it isn't I hope) went from 7.96 cubic inches to 13.16 cubic inches ...

A total increase of 5.2 cubic inches, or 65.43%...

Unless I screwed up the math somewhere. Results were not what the pill sponsor claimed but still remarkable.

*John also followed the penis-stretching regimen included with the pills for 5 minutes per day.

if there was a way to take a pill and make your penis bigger.
the big drug companies would be pushing it harder than they push viagra.

why don't you try it and let us know? :Graucho

http://www.pissyourself.com/penis/penisgrowth.html

I made a spreadsheet. I love doing spreadsheets. :D It's a hobby.

I still think all that shit is snake oil

Sure, maybe it's the penis-yanking exercises that did it. Or maybe his wife got him a trick tape measure to make him feel good about it... :winkwink:

I'm still skeptical, but less so now.

Maybe we should contact these guys to do some tests...:)

http://www.freshlabs.de/journal/wp-c...ythbusters.jpg

It is. Besides everytime you measure your dick you will get different results. Your penis doesn't have one hardness setting. Sometimes it might be slightly harder than another and that can account forthe difference. Only way to "increase" size is doing kegals. And that's not really increasing size as it making your dick get as hard as it can so it just really maximumizing what you've already got. In the end you have what you have.

the tendon at the top of the staff, near your stomach CAN be stretched. and it really will make you dick longer because the "hidden cock" comes out further. there's limitations though. You're definately NOT going from a 4in to a 12er

Look it up on Webmd.com they dont work.

Im emailing them, I'll be if nothing else they will get a kick out of it

And you'll be limper. No thanks. loks at what happens to a rubber band when you streatch it.

Try It.........

We offer them but do not promote them with anything other than what the manufacturer says and I do not even offer them in some shops specifically.

Before I got into the game I talked to some people who used to push pills hard core then they got sued for listing claims that had no scientific backing at all. Even though it is perfectly legal for us to sell them if we do not make any claims ourselves I will probably discontinue any sales of them and already have cut them out of many of our distribution packages.

if they do only for a while.. it will shrink back

no not limper. just won't point straight up

Oh, well, there's always surgery for the truly desperate. :D