The GFY Haiku thread, write your haiku here
 

I will start first with a gay haiku

Old tea - bagged, gay;
the cat moves quietly
don't drop the soap
gay

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Here's another one..


A mourning dove feeds

In a marijuana bush

And sings a high coo.

I don't understand.

You love it when I do that --

Wait, no. That's Stephen.

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Frantically hiding

Porno and Mapplethorpe prints --

Mom is on her way.

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See the eight-year old

Knitting mittens on the bus.

Does his mother know?

(not mine btw)

Haiku about same-sex marriage

This thread really sucks,
And Haikus are pretty lame
Please Go Fuck Yourself