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Ordo 04-06-2006 07:25 PM

Abstinent For 6 Years Now...
 
Yes,
it's true. I've been abstinent for over 6 years now. Swore off women and anything having to do with them after my last relationship. Figured I would focus on my businesses and making a million before I'm 30.

Here I am, setting up adult websites for hot young chicks.

Could it be that this is my form of revenge on all women? Or possibly a way for me to get into the good graces of a number of women and prove that I have the power to obstain regardless of the situation?

People I know find it hard to believe and think I must either be gay or flat out lying. Niether is the truth.

I dont even know why Im saying this except that my test shoot tonight with a new model really made it hard. I told her I was abstinent and she didn't believe me. I told her its been 6 years and she freaked.

Why is it such a big deal? Or even so unbelievable?

WiredGuy 04-06-2006 07:26 PM

Its not unbelievable, and hey, I bet you get a lot more work done not thinking about women either right...
WG

alec 04-06-2006 07:33 PM

I heard your fleshlight for this month of April is on it's way now.. :pimp

Spunky 04-06-2006 07:36 PM

Wow...do you even get a boner anymore? :)

d_train 04-06-2006 07:37 PM

people think that just because you're a man doing porn it means you get a lot of sex. although most of the time that's the case, we can't rule out possible exceptions, you being one.

BoyAlley 04-06-2006 07:44 PM

Personally, I think you're probably gay.

OG LennyT 04-06-2006 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Personally, I think you're probably gay.

agreed :2 cents:

nico-t 04-06-2006 09:11 PM

youve been drinking absinth for 6 years? damn my record is 1 year...

PixeLs 04-06-2006 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Personally, I think you're probably gay.

I also think so. 6 years is beyond a man's restraining capacity. :pimp

Hey You . . . I Know You! 04-06-2006 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Personally, I think you're probably gay.

Exactly!

You will figure it out one day. I feel sorry for the woman you marry in your last attempt to stay "hetero." The humiliation you will bring when you "come out" will probably kill your obedient wife and any children that were conceived with that female.

Sure you will be flaming and a screaming happy queer, but you will hurt a lot of people. I say you just start sucking male sex organs now and spare everyone the pain.

CaptainHowdy 04-06-2006 10:39 PM

Woah, finally an honest man on GFY!, i've definetively lost way too much time and $$ on girls :Oh crap ... that's a good decision and surely a great deserving gal will get you back in action :thumbsup !!

Bob_cougar 04-06-2006 11:18 PM

6 years of abstinence?! beware, your penis might rot!

Young 04-06-2006 11:33 PM

pussy just falls in my lap, i walk down the street and its thrown at me....not much thinking involved.

sorry, can't relate.

Monique Niccole 04-06-2006 11:40 PM

Good God. When you finally do have sex, you're going to put someone's eye out with that cumshot.

Adam_M 04-06-2006 11:45 PM

It will be like an explosion in a yogurt factory!!!!!!!!!!

Zprogramz 04-06-2006 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Personally, I think you're probably gay.

How true

Z

pood 04-06-2006 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam_WildCash
It will be like an explosion in a yogurt factory!!!!!!!!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OY 04-06-2006 11:56 PM

Gaajb

***

Sloane 04-07-2006 12:18 AM

im sure he still whacks off

maxxx_fucktor 04-07-2006 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam_WildCash
It will be like an explosion in a yogurt factory!!!!!!!!!!


Could be.. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 04-07-2006 12:21 AM

More power to you. Sex alone is great, but it often includes a lot of time wasting, and fucking a whore isn't something everybody likes to do...

Fah King 04-07-2006 12:23 AM

WOW 6 years! I am impressed!

wdsguy 04-07-2006 12:30 AM

6 months? I couldn't last 6 days.

Warden 04-07-2006 12:34 AM

Shit I go 6 days and I'm ready to blow a load rubbing one out to Beatrice Arthor

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ricearthur.jpg

Ordo 04-07-2006 02:51 AM

No, honestly I don't find men attractive at all.
I love women, I crave women. But I was once addicted to sex. I had been with over 100 women before my 21st birthday. Always searching for it, always hungry for the next slut.

People don't get it, but even though I still crave women, the restraint has helped me become a much nicer person in a lot of ways.

Vitasoy 04-07-2006 03:00 AM

Hey, as long as you're happy. :)


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