Official Political Announcement
 

Well, I leaked this info out a couple of days ago but now I am officially releasing it.

In the next Presidential Election, I will be running for election of The Commander and Chief of this wonderful country we call America.

The Bush administration has fucked us enough and we are only about halfway through the current term. It is time for us to take action and put a proper representative of the "people" into office.

PornJester will be handling the management of the campaign. I am seeking a qualified running mate as well as the input from the people [that's you] on what issues they really want to have addressed.

oh, I'm all OVER that brutha.... cuz I got lots of issues!

but do I gotta know stuff? :eek7

BP4VP

LOL

Look at Bush then ask me again.

Seriously folks, hit me with your suggestions. What are the important issues to you and so forth.

FREE RANCH DRESSING FOR LIFE!!!! WOOHOO!!! :thumbsup

Criminalize idiocy. Get the stupids off the streets.

hey!! :eek7 that's not necessary now is it??

Cool - can I get my citizenship for this new republic now?

Oh FUCK yeah! I'm in for that one!

evacuate entire Israel as well as all the palestine areas and than NUKE THE SHIT out of the place... 2000 years of radioactivity.. let's see if it's still worth fighting over...

Hey, this shit worked for Clinton's house keeper, why not my roommate?

Ranch dressing huh? I can check into it but I highly doubt that it will make it onto my agenda.

Here are the campaign buttons...

http://www.webmastervault.com/pics/aaronprez.jpg

hmm...let me think....NO...

this can work out for a lot of ppl...


Aaron...i think you know what you have to do...
hehe

subsudise bandwidth companies,
Lower taxes,
Start wars,
get head from lots'o'chicks

If you need funds for the campaign then you could always talk to Nabisco about using Aaron's face on their new gorilla cookies.

good idea

let's see the local cops bust up your photo shoots once you have secret service all around you.

can Emminent Domain be claimed on that park? Oh shit, you can shoot orgies on the Lincoln Memorial! Asian ganagbangs in front of the Vietnam Memorial!

Damn good points. I did not even consider the on location benefits of this.

good point you've got there....

On top of that, I'm sure the politicians from Thailand will be sending over a hot female dragon for your pleasure.

It's good to be the king! Even the president, too

I WANT ONE!!!!

I'll lead the 'americans abroad' campaign. All of us US citizens abroad wil make the trip home just to vote....FOR YOU!:thumbsup

Melrose Larry Green?

You could make porn a criminal act, sentence: Death by hanging from the balls

I would vote for you but your not old enough to be prez we are going to have to wait a few elections

Any particular party affiliation in mind? If not, maybe you could establish a new party with a strong pro-porn platform and call it the "Pink Party".

Who knows - if they make a confusing enough ballot you just might win! (or at least you'll get more votes than Buchanan...)

I'm renouncing my citizenship tomorrow early.

Hmmm..... the only problem is you ain't old enough yet you young whippesnapper! If I remember my social studies right you have to be 35 to become president. Don't think you are quite there yet.

i will vote for you!

What is your stand on Flapjacks?