The Death of a LEGEND
 

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

HAHAHAHAHAHA


Yeast infection!

He got an

IN-FUCK-TION

I heard the doughboy was inbread :upsidedow

That was good. Thanks for the morning laugh.

YEah, very sad. I heard he never shaved. Not even once in his whole life, never had too.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Whoever wrote that is really intelligent. I love the play on words that happens over and over again...

that was a good one LMAO

Thank god this thread is not about Kobain. :thumbsup

Well, thats a better version of the story than I heard :(

http://www.pigazette.com/Pigraphics/doughboy.jpg

i love on Mad Tv when she starts rolling him flat with the rolling pin haha.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Cool:winkwink:

holy old jokes batman!

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=155668

He was so damn cute

thats awesome

LOL that one gave me a great laugh :1orglaugh

This pic really cracks me up..

That joke is older than the Internet

very funny :)

Lol.. nice one

That is hilarious!

i cant stop laughing at this one

That was great. Lol..

hahahahahahaha superb