My wife smelled this morning.
 

And I know she will tonight when she gets home. how am i supposed to go thru the day thinking about the stench I will smell when I'm eating dinner & sitting in the living room next to her?? what would you do?

:1orglaugh

Oh boy, where to begin here?

so fucking gross

throw something nasty on her when she gets home forcing her to take a shower

Honesty is the best policy:

"Honey, you smell a little bit, can you please have a shower?"

nasty .............

Tell her that she needs a shower...after all she's your wife.

ask her a question like, have you been to garbage?

well whatever you do, be sure to post it on gfy

Tell her to take a shower. :)