Joke of the day
 

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies

"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

lol :)

Cool!

Got a smile out of me!

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lollll !

haha good one

Here's another:

A Chinese guy who doesn't speak english walks into a drug store and wants to buy some condoms. So he walks up to the desk, looks at the pretty lady with a smile, unzips his pants, takes his dick out and lays it on the counter along with a $5 note next to it, and looks at her. The lady gets the idea and without thinking for too long gives him a pack of condoms, and he walks out.

Next day, 2 Chinamen walk into the drug store, walk up to the desk, unzip their pants, take out their dicks and lay them on the counter with $5 notes next to it, and look at her with a smile. She gets the idea, gives them a pack of condoms and they walk out.

The day after, 3 Chinese guys walk into that drug store, only this time there's a man behind the counter. They unzip their pants, take their dicks and put them on the table, along with $5 notes next to them, smile and look at him.

He looks at them and thinks for a minute, then says OK, puts $5 next to him, unzips his pants, lays his dick on the counter, looks at them with a smile and takes all the money from the table.

hahha nice ones

That goblin one made my day!

Chinese joke was funny :thumbsup check this one out:

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he said, "Oh,Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have that all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground, and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "Why the hell did you do that?"

"Tarzan check for bees!" :winkwink:

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Thanks, dude! :thumbsup

this is a feel good thread :1orglaugh

I bet that one is classified on the blonde jokes category..

:1orglaugh I liked that one the best

that's the height of stupidity :laughing- :laughing-

That was really cool!

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I have heard that Tarzan and Jane joke before. It still makes me laugh

Those crack me up, lol

Still makes me lough lol.

This one also made me laugh :)

A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying.
The officer stops and approaches the guy. "What's going on here?", he asks.
The guy sobs, "I was driving and picked up a hitchhiker. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up."
The cop studied the guy for a moment, and then pulled down his pants and whipped out his dick. "I guess this isn't your lucky day, pal!" :winkwink:

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Wtf! that cracks me up! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders. He calls the first explorer to the front of the tribe and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well the explorer doesn't want to die, so he opts for booka. The tribe starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. the cheif then rips the explorers pants off and fucks him in the ass.

The cheif calls the second explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well not wanting to die either, he opts for booka. The tribe again starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. The cheif rips the second guys pants off and fucks him in the ass.

The chief calls the third explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well the third guy has a little more self respect and thinks death would be better than being violated in front of hundreds of tribesman, so he opts for death. The chief turns to the tribe and screams "DEATH BY BOOKA!" :winkwink:

Good ones. Death bookad.

nice jokes

lOL! good one :)

These are all good ones