Who got hassled by Homeland Security...
 

...trying to fly with a giant AmateurAllure bottle opener?

http://www.jimmy3way.com/opener.jpg

i didnt even try to bring that home

Hahaha nice shank!

haha, no shit.

thats a slick bottle opener

Brought mine home without a problem.

it would be cool to have one

Send me 100 joins. I'll drop one in the mail, I have 5 left.

Hell, anybody who can give me a good reason gets one.

ill mail you a bottle of beer for one

If you're Australian and you make it a sixer of VB consider yourself hooked up.

i got mine home just fine. i didnt even remember i had it in my suitcase. they did ask about lighters and i had a bunch in my suitcase. so i give them to the guy and some chick walks up behind him and sees a pile of lighters and shes like "oooo jackpot" or something.

Oh wait, I forgot, this is GFY. Send me 5 joins.