You know you're obsessed when...
 

You come home drunk from the bars and you start bitching to yourself about Googlebot and how he has failed to index your new site even though he's just crawled it.....

Fuck the sandbox...

Get your shovel.

The sad thing is ive done things like this.

You should have invited him to the bar.

send them a complaint email

Fuck google bot. Crawl my pages. Waste my system resources....then fucking leave without giving me a thing.

Now how I know how the girls feel when I never call them back :(

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i've drunk-dialed the voicemail for my adwords rep - i'm no longer allowed to drink tequila