Did u ever fuck a girl that had the case of the Varts?
 

A vart totally ruins my concentration its like fucking a whoopi cushion.

do you mean farts and no i have not, and i really dont like to think about it.

queeeeeeeeeeeeef

No varts vagina farts when your pumping away.

I don't mind some squelching noises. :) Sex is smelly, sloppy and overall pretty comical at times. It's a lot more fun if you and your partner have a sense of humor about it.

You could make a game out of it see if she can vart at the same time you fart:1orglaugh

I fucking can't stand this ... happens a lot after fucking in a bath or pool.

Then don't fuck her in the bath or pool

my experiences with it are after ive came anyways, so she can fart away... im done.