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phogirl69 05-04-2002 04:08 PM

Car experts PLEASE help a girl out!
 
Okay, I'm attempting to install a car battery into my car
all by myself :( My battery was dead, so I hard it charged at a car shop, but now I have to figure out how to put it back in.

I've never done this before.... This may be a stupid question, but is it safe to reconnect it back with my hands or do I have to do it with a special tool? There's 2 "wires" I need to connect; I connected one of the wires but when the other one touches the place where its supposed to go, I see SPARKS!

Is this normal? Because I REALLY don't want to electrocute myself :( And the negative wire is supposed to go into the negative plug, RIGHT ?

AaronM 05-04-2002 04:12 PM

If it sparked then you are fucked. Probably blew most of the fuses at this point. When you change a battery then you should also change your blinker fluid so the conductivity remains equal to the fresh battery.

Good luck.

Scootermuze 05-04-2002 04:14 PM

The red cable (wire) goes to the battery post that has + on or near it. The black cable goes to the other..

Put the red cable on first, then the black one.. If there are sparks, then something is on somewhere, which could be why it ran down to begin with... Just put the black over the post quick where it makes good contact. The sparks are from when it is just lightly touching the post.

AaronM 05-04-2002 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scootermuze
The red cable (wire) goes to the battery post that has + on or near it. The black cable goes to the other..

Put the red cable on first, then the black one.. If there are sparks, then something is on somewhere, which could be why it ran down to begin with... Just put the black over the post quick where it makes good contact. The sparks are from when it is just lightly touching the post.

Partypooper.

phogirl69 05-04-2002 04:17 PM

Ok, thanks.
But am I supposed to use a special tool, or is it ok to connect the wire with my hands? I'm scared and don't want to burn myself :(

AaronM 05-04-2002 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
Ok, thanks.
But am I supposed to use a special tool, or is it ok to connect the wire with my hands? I'm scared and don't want to burn myself :(

Just use a wrench to tighten it. No big deal. You will be fine.

AdultWire 05-04-2002 04:23 PM

It won't hurt your hands.

phogirl69 05-04-2002 04:23 PM

Ok thanks!

For some reason I bought a screwdriver to connect the wires so :1orglaugh I have to go to the store
later and get a wrench then...

baddog 05-04-2002 04:27 PM

I am headed down that way for the sex.com party, if you want I will stop by and install it for you. Do not worry about the sparks, that can be caused by a lamp under your hood for light in the dark, or from the memory on your radio.

I will be here for another half hour and will check back to see if you want me to stop by.

or contact me via e-mail at [email protected] or ICQ 16075497

ServerGenius 05-04-2002 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
I am headed down that way for the sex.com party, if you want I will stop by and install it for you. Do not worry about the sparks, that can be caused by a lamp under your hood for light in the dark, or from the memory on your radio.

I will be here for another half hour and will check back to see if you want me to stop by.

or contact me via e-mail at [email protected] or ICQ 16075497

You just want to fuck!!! hahahaha :1orglaugh

He knows shit from batteries hahaha....

DynaMite :thumbsup

Scootermuze 05-04-2002 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


Partypooper.

Oops.. sorry..
I just wanted to show here that chevrolet wasn't dead.. :)

Theo 05-04-2002 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
I am headed down that way for the sex.com party, if you want I will stop by and install it for you. Do not worry about the sparks, that can be caused by a lamp under your hood for light in the dark, or from the memory on your radio.

I will be here for another half hour and will check back to see if you want me to stop by.

or contact me via e-mail at [email protected] or ICQ 16075497


she is married!!!!!!! :BangBang: :BangBang:

"I will be here for another half hour and will check back to see if you want me to stop by." Stolen from commercial on tv!

:)

phogirl69 05-04-2002 04:36 PM

Thanks for the offer Baddog, I appreciate it, but I think I'll try and see if I can do it myself :thumbsup What city is the sex.com party in btw?

SoulRebel, umm...I'm not married, lol I'm too young to be married...

AaronM 05-04-2002 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
Thanks for the offer Baddog, I appreciate it, but I think I'll try and see if I can do it myself :thumbsup What city is the sex.com party in btw?

SoulRebel, umm...I'm not married, lol I'm too young to be married...

Sounds to me like it is a small party in Orange County. :)

Theo 05-04-2002 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
SoulRebel, umm...I'm not married, lol I'm too young to be married...
in this case you want to be married! :)

baddog 05-04-2002 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
What city is the sex.com party in btw?


Rancho Santa Fe . . . . and I discovered after two marriages spanning 17 years that I am too young to be married too :Graucho

Theo 05-04-2002 04:42 PM

of course i'm joking, i would date baddog any day to tell me some of the rock stories he knows :thumbsup


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