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Amp 03-30-2006 08:10 PM

None of you fucking morons would last 30 seconds against my dogs.
 
and I would probably orgasm watching them rip your fucking throat out.



anyone up for the challenge?

MrIzzz 03-30-2006 08:11 PM

i kicked a poodle once:2 cents:

Amp 03-30-2006 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
i kicked a poodle once:2 cents:

my poodles weigh in at 170 lbs of teeth and muscle.

JD 03-30-2006 08:13 PM

i killed a rot with my bare hands when i was 14. seriously

escorpio 03-30-2006 08:15 PM

I'll shove my fist down it's fucking throat and choke it to death.

MrIzzz 03-30-2006 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp
my poodles weigh in at 170 lbs of teeth and muscle.

jesus, lol. like they say, theres no better security system then a huge dog

Peaches 03-30-2006 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp
and I would probably orgasm watching them rip your fucking throat out.



anyone up for the challenge?

Oh NOW you're talking, big fella. My dogs against yours. OK, one's lame (you want to talk about $$$, try veterinary neurosurgeons), one's deaf, but I swear, I think the three could take on at least a small chew toy!!

http://www.onlinebeach.com/letusin001.jpg

Amp 03-30-2006 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
jesus, lol. like they say, theres no better security system then a huge dog

they're not really poodles.... they're Rhodesian Ridgebacks. Bred to hunt lions in Africa.

PixeLs 03-30-2006 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
I'll shove my fist down it's fucking throat and choke it to death.

A scene from a horror movie? :(

Pornopat 03-30-2006 08:21 PM

you so tough.
Me scared.

Amp 03-30-2006 08:21 PM

Juda can pull SUV's uphill.

HorseShit 03-30-2006 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp
they're not really poodles.... they're Rhodesian Ridgebacks. Bred to hunt lions in Africa.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HorseShit 03-30-2006 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp
Juda can pull SUV's uphill.

this thread is useless without pics

Peaches 03-30-2006 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp
Juda can pull SUV's uphill.

Pfft, big deal - mine can puke, pee and poop in an SUV. And this fact has been PROVEN!

Amp 03-30-2006 08:24 PM

Juda:

http://devsh0p.com/assets/juda.jpg

HorseShit 03-30-2006 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp

photoshop ORLY on it!!!!!

Pleasurepays 03-30-2006 08:28 PM

hopefully, it will sink in that you need help.


Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Diagnostic Criteria

A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
4. requires excessive admiration
5. has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
7. lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
8. is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes


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also another helpful link on bipolar disorder.
http://www.mentalhealth.com/dis/p20-md02.html

Amp 03-30-2006 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
hopefully, it will sink in that you need help.


Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Diagnostic Criteria

A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
4. requires excessive admiration
5. has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
7. lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
8. is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes


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also another helpful link on bipolar disorder.
http://www.mentalhealth.com/dis/p20-md02.html



I know you won't believe me, but possibly your friends will read this and stage an intervention...... there IS life beyond Dictionary.com.

Spunky 03-30-2006 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
i kicked a poodle once:2 cents:

I seen what you did to poor Rufus:mad:

HorseShit 03-30-2006 08:36 PM

http://www.lofx.net/juda.jpg

Pleasurepays 03-30-2006 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp
I know you won't believe me, but possibly your friends will read this and stage an intervention...... there IS life beyond Dictionary.com.


we could all be you. all we need a few key psychological disorders, a few tattoos, take a few photoshop tutorials, start snorting meth and find a well off woman with no dignity, pride, self esteem or self respect to support us and tolerate our bizarre, extreme, unpredictable and abusive behavior.

KRL 03-30-2006 08:50 PM

Got any with fangs? LOL

http://www.internetmanagementservice...ce/prince3.jpg

http://www.internetmanagementservice...ce/prince5.jpg

http://www.internetmanagementservice...ce/prince6.jpg

http://www.internetmanagementservice...ce/prince7.jpg

:)

iWeb_Allan 03-30-2006 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp
and I would probably orgasm watching them rip your fucking throat out.



anyone up for the challenge?

If he barks, I'll bark too. If he bites... sorry for him but filipinos eat dogs you know :1orglaugh

Scootermuze 03-30-2006 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp
my poodles weigh in at 170 lbs of teeth and muscle.

Hmm... Sounds extremely fat... Rhodesian Ridgebacks average 80-90lbs.

and in about 1985 the one my neighbor owned got loose and came into my yard where my 3 and 5 year old daughters were playing.. We had a horse doberman that lived for those two little gals... The ridgeback was taken to the vet.. My dobe got scratched up a bit, but none the worse for wear..

Just thought I'd throw that in..

Jace 03-30-2006 09:34 PM

i am completely lost as to why this subject would even come up...i mean, threatening to beat people up is one thing, acting tough is one thing, but involving animals to prove your toughness is just plain wierd

Martin 03-30-2006 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
i am completely lost as to why this subject would even come up...i mean, threatening to beat people up is one thing, acting tough is one thing, but involving animals to prove your toughness is just plain wierd

I still can't believe this fucking moron hasn't killed himself yet... BTW I'd put a bullet in your dogs head. Then you for making me kill a dog.

SmokeyTheBear 03-30-2006 09:44 PM

http://www.officialwebtraffic.com/dogfight.jpg

orly :)

Nylz 03-30-2006 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

hahahaha wtf?!

maxxx_fucktor 03-30-2006 09:47 PM

http://leftcorner.com/rinse/images/uglydog.jpg

SmokeyTheBear 03-30-2006 09:53 PM

http://emediawire.com/prfiles/2005/0...go%20Image.JPG

BlingDaddy 03-30-2006 09:55 PM

Who needs dogs when you have alarm systems and lots of guns? :1orglaugh

Downtime 03-30-2006 09:57 PM

i'd be down, let me get in my car

Jace 03-30-2006 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

the second pic just became my background

alec 03-30-2006 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

LOL This could be the hottest dog fight I've seen so far.. :pimp

WWC-Pajio 03-30-2006 10:01 PM

nice dogs guys!!! :winkwink: :thumbsup

Webby 03-30-2006 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
hopefully, it will sink in that you need help.


Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Diagnostic Criteria

A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
4. requires excessive admiration
5. has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
7. lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
8. is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Now... about these nice dogs. Someone needs to take proper care of them and quit using them as devices to support deficient personalities. :winkwink:

sniperwolf 03-30-2006 10:19 PM

whoa... cute dogs.. some are really ferocious

je_rome 03-30-2006 10:39 PM

sorry guys, my dog is as harmless as i am. :winkwink: :winkwink:

http://hk.geocities.com/lok_0131/cute_dog.jpg

rodney25 03-30-2006 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by je_rome
sorry guys, my dog is as harmless as i am. :winkwink: :winkwink:

http://hk.geocities.com/lok_0131/cute_dog.jpg

what a cute creature!!

X37375787 03-30-2006 10:48 PM

Sad when a pussy like you needs animals to do the fighting for you. Go pop some more pills, you worthless twat.


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