So I went to an art show last night, saw a painting that melted my black heart. (pic)
 

Ok, so it was my little girls first grade class art show. But still....

This fucker gets framed and hung on the living room wall dead center above the plasma.

The vids I shot of the program that went on after are fucking PRICELESS.


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This is art people. WTF?

I want to see Maddox review that masterpiece.

Maddox is kinda a 'tard but I'm game I suppose.

Hahahaha, that would be classic.

Maddox is awesome.

It's sorta hard to tell if he's being realistic or just being a dick head to try to be funny though...

I personally think he's just whining in a creative way. You can tell him I said that. I have. Repeatedly.

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I put him about 2 notches above those two Hot or Not fags.

He's better than the gimps from Fugly though, I'll say that.

i wonder how your daughter got such a perfect black square on there :winkwink:

She used an Etch-A-Sketch. WTF do you think man?

now that is a shitty painting haha

Awww, too cute Jim!

She must be thinking spring. I can't wait for my little man to paint, right now he is keeping me way to busy. He is at the stage of hating the word NO, and he is learning more and more everyday that he has teeth and he can bite with them, LOL!

I'am thinking spa vacation, ASAP!

nice painting.

He'll grow out of it. When he learns social skills is when the REAL drama starts. As we were walking into the school last night 4 little girls screamed "Theres K******", then stampeded us. She's also now got this little crush in some kid named Reeve who "plays" guitar.


I'm looking into my legal options of having him sent to military school.

Her natural use of form and colour reflects a perfect dichotomy between classical realism and abstract expressionism.

At least I think so.

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LOL we were just happy she didnt ruin any clothes, but I'll go with your review. :thumbsup :thumbsup

Looks better than anything i've ever painted...

As long as you're happy.

:)

I'm sure she thought hard about that, while painting it.

Why did she paint a perfect black rectangle in the bottom right corner? :Oh crap

She clearly didn't; that's the point! :upsidedow

i can draw better

ummm...what she said:thumbsup

Your daughter is already drawing Marijuana???? MY GOD CALL SOCIAL SERVICES!!!

That Blood Red paint looks like waves reminds me of the Shining....lol
RED RUM

D'UH! :winkwink:

well.......................art is relative

Thomas Crown will be very interested with that. :thumbsup