Ladies take note. My wife just said the coolest fucking thing to me EVER.
 

She wants me to get one of those "clone a willy" things so I can make her a dildo from a mold of my penis.

I guess for when she travels. Thats devotion to the masters cock right there folks. :thumbsup :thumbsup

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

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btw, i didnt forget ya, but i havent had time to finish my text. it'll probably be this weekend now

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Thats soooooo not funny. :eek7



You think?

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LMAO that was good
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Or, one night when your really drunk, she'll grab the strap on and fuck you with your own dick.

I cloned mine 100 times. I give them out to any girl that visits my house to take it for a test drive.

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agreed the voodoo thing is wicked funny

Attn everyone whos laughing at images of some 80 year old negress from Haiti inserting accupuncture needles into a sculpture of my dong:


Fuck you, when was the last time a woman told YOU to buy a "Clone My Willy Kit"?????






Besides, I've been there and I must say the experience was overrated. Needles were fun but the woman smelled like chicken blood and marijuana.

shes gettin some black cock on the side just so u know....

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Ya think?



Oh please DO go on.

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funniest shit of the month

On a serious side thats pretty cool. Never had any girls asking me for that. ;)

Maybe she wants it in black ??

It's all about dp
lol

Knowing her, black with a skull on the head and OZZY written down the shaft.

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DP it is then.

i dont agree....i think the coolest would be if she said...im bringing over three girlfriends tonight so save your energy

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My birthday isnt til the 26th of next month.

Don't get any fucking ideas woman, I've already told you how I feel about tats on Mr. Happy.

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Two other possibilities:

1) She's tired of the irritating life support system that surrounds the original willy and just wants the willy

or

2) She's tired of the original willy not lasting more than 3 strokes.

Food for thought. :1orglaugh

you'd better eat a viagra before you do it.

my ex had me do one of those, and its kinda hard to keep it up when your dick is stuck in a cup full of this claylike substance. you have to keep it there for a few minutes too.

I'll make her put on that black corsett and lick my balls. I'll be ok.

My friend did it said it was a pain. Had to sit there hard for around a half hour.
Let us know how it goes. Like mentioned in one of the post, it would be a good gift to some girls, then tell them after its your cock....lol

I'm not surprised. Most ladies are.

And you should know. :1orglaugh

she probably just doesn't want to fuck you anymore, gets a dildo and makes you feel like a superstar while we laugh :)

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That's a good one After.

i knew a guy that had candles made in the shape of his penis and burnt them on the mantle in his game room.

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Hehe faithful devotion indeed.. :thumbsup :1orglaugh

kinda like "your dick or something that resembles it." your wife loves you so much

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somebody married you???


jk :winkwink:

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Actually it was pretty fucking funny.

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Dont worry it wont cost ya that much ya wont need much Plaster :-) maybe she wants to have a lil figurine for on her desk.

Her boyfriend just won't accept that you're bigger than he is?


Don't get pissed, it's just a joke.

So did you order it up yet?

I'm gonna have to buy a lot of clay :1orglaugh