Porn movies with a storyline or the stupid interviews..
 

God I hate them...

I want to see some action. Not some dumbass acting for 30 mins and then a sex scene. Then another 30 mins where nothing fucking happens..

I one saw a movie where the first sex scene was like 25 mins after the beginning.. It was more like a movie for tourists.. You could see the girls talk and walk in the city.. They go into a building.. Then you see them talk on the phone... And the first sex scene doesn't even involve them.. WTF?! :1orglaugh

Or those stupid interviews that lasts for 10 mins..

"So, what's your name?!?!"

"How old are you?!?!"

Just STFU already and do IT!

Feature movies are fucking old timer. GONZO BABY

I'm not talking about vintage porn or 80's porn.. Some 2005-06 flicks also have bad storylines..

i once saw this porn flick about 2 cops investigating some case or whatever... the shit was hilarious
between every scene they went to get donuts, and there was this scene where some chick gets fucked by a guy and the 2 cops are just standing there besides the bed the whole scene, in their suits eating donuts, most funny porn flick ive ever seen

And u watched the whole movie?! :pimp

at first I check out the story if it catcehs my interest. if not, I just hit the fast forward button.

i dont remember, but i know i was laughing my ass off.. i was just looking at it as a comedy flick, so i guess the producers failed to make it a PORN movie hahaa

I agree, storylines should be banned in porn vids

some people likes porn with storylines and it's kind of a turn on for them.

Some interviews really suck. Like that guy from Casting Couch and First Time Swallows. His interviews suck but it's his voice that really, really gets on my nerves. He should learn to talk less or just shut up altogether. Anybody else notice this?

i think you can still make a porn story interesting and hot

check out:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=592132

Interviews are fine. The worst shit is when every 15 or 20 seconds they move camera from chick or closeup penetration action to guy's face. And it goes for next 3-4 seconds.

The results is that if you're jerking off at it there's around 22.5% chance that you'll give the guy a facial.

:disgust :helpme

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

absolutely....

who wants to see the guys fucking face ?!?!?!?!

Some people like interviews, they want to know who the girl is. Ed Powers was the best. I say was becasue today he's tired and old.

Like me. :1orglaugh

I consider myself a vintage poern affencianado... Im talking 70-80's porn. some of the story lines and shit in those days were classic in themselves. But today as I get older just bring on the fucking and sucking. Story lines and interviews are lame ass shit