Has anyone ever picked up a hooker in mexico?
 

For years I lived on a border city, but never got a chance to pick up a hooker in mexico. See this is how it works, you walk over the bridge into mexico. Once you are in mexico there are tons of "cab drivers" who want to get you laid. They have what they call "message parlors" around the city that these cab drivers try and get you to go to. Basically, you can do whatever you want with a woman or women(within reason) for 40 bucks. Afterwards you get a 10 minute message. When times are "dry" its pretty tempting pick some up, but the thought of pissing fire is always in the back of my mind. Does anyone have any experience with this?

I haven't tried that thing yet. I hope you enjoyed your stay there. :pimp

I lived in a border city for years and that's like a death wish if you ask me. Just suck it up and find a drunk fat chick in a bar if you're in that much need of some type of action for your penis.