When i woke up i had a real bad case of morning wood
 

You know when it doesnt go away and actually starts to hurt?

It was like huge and firm and meaty.

priapism

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1133.html

How can it get to that point? Just bang your wife or masturbate. Problem solved!

Lol but then I'm not a guy, i wouldn't know.

I hate getting woke up by someone at the door, and as i'm about to get up and answer it in my shorts, i realise the 'wood' factor is present...

got no girlfriend to get rid of it for you?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...04/urinate.jpg



2hp