Hey Joesho......
 

Nabisco called me to see if I could negotiate a deal between them and you.

They want to use your face for their new Gorilla Cookies.

Are you in?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

What is my cut?

1.5% of all sales plus a signing bonus.

Billions of units will be sold, especially around Halloween time. These things are even gonna scare the shit out of most adults. :thumbsup

My agent says nothing less than 3% or it is a non starter.

plus the disclaimer for heart issues must be clearly the respnsibilty of nabisco, we can not be held in any way liabel for the fright factor .

Your agent is going to cost you this deal and it's worth millions to you.

Nabisco knows your agent and they do not care for his tactics. This is why they have contacted me.

I will be representing your interest in this deal.

I always thought you two looked like brothers.

Well, curious toyboy is in talks for me now with Keebler.

so Nabisco better shit or get off the POT!

of course with me being the better looking one , right ?

Apparently you have been intentionally left out of the loop on that one.

CBT signed his own likeness to Keebler almost 2 months ago.

You've been getting played.

You can claim the looks...I have the brains and the larger cock.

brains I will give you, but as far as the cock goes, you better spit it out the large one is mine !

Elves dont like Orgs, it is just a tactic he is using in the negotiations.

Ah...My bad.

That would explain the rash and warts on it. :disgust

Uh.....I hate to break this to you but I represented him on that deal as well. I was there when the contracts were signed.

Sorry, mate.

damn I new there was something fishy, when he said he wanted to borrow my underware to show the fudge stripe!

Well, you're the taller one.

CBT doesn't wear underwear.

That's a scary thought, but I don't know which is more disturbing. That he doesn't wear underwear, or that you know he doesn't wear underwear.

Nothing scary about it. They shower together.

What she said. :thumbsup

Well hey babe, how have you been?


:wetkiss