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adamneve 03-24-2006 05:40 AM

essential Phoenix packing list
 
anything missing?

Things to do before you leave

To do for most trips
Wash the dishes
Make a lunch
Pet Care
Empty all trash cans
Confirm airline tickets
Memorize PIN codes to credit cards
Check out what hospitals are covered by your health insurance
Get travel insurance
Change money
Install or recharge batteries
Get maps

Core vaccinations
Typhus vaccination
Typhoid vaccination
Polio vaccination
Tetanus vaccination

Destination specific vaccinations
Yellow Fever vaccination
Cholera vaccination
Hepatitis vaccination
Plague vaccination
Meningitis vaccination
Japanese B Encephalitis vaccination

Clothes

Unisex clothes
Underwear
Shirts
T-shirts
Shorts
Socks
Trousers ( Pants, Jeans )
Cap ( Hat )

Clothes for men
Tie

Shoes
Walking shoes
Sandals ( Flip-flops )
Training shoes

Optional clothes
Belt
Track-suit
Swimming trunks ( Bikini )
Morning gown
Pyjamas ( Pajamas )
Palestinian scarf ( Bandanna )
Beach pants
Jewelry

Clothes for Cold weather
Jacket ( Wind breaker )
Sweater

Money and documents

Basic documents
Passport
Visas
Vaccination certificate
Insurance certificate ( Health Insurance card )
Paper from your local social insurance office
Cash
Credit cards ( Visa, Eurocard/Mastercard, American Express etc )
Driver's license
ID card
Address list (with phone numbers and email addresses)

Optional documents
Notebook
Notepad
Photocopies of important documents
International Student Identification Card ( ISIC )
Tourist organization certificate
Calendar
Envelopes
Business cards
Phone card
Hotel and car rental vouchers
Membership cards
Timetables

For carrying money and documents
Wallet
Paper folder

Tickets
Airline tickets

Maps
Large scale map
Small scale map
Small world map

Books
Phrase book
Novels
Guidebook

Equipment

Things for packing
Small extra backpack ( Knap sack, Day pack )
Small box
Suitcase
Luggage belt

Things for sleeping
Sleeping mask
Inflatable neck supporter
Mosquito net
Pillow

Eating equipment
Bottle opener
Thermos

Miscellaneous equipment
Binoculars
Pens
Poker cards ( Playing cards )
Earplugs
Rubber door-wedge
Sunglasses
Keys
Pepper Spray canister
Universal faucet valve handle and radiator key

Hygiene

Hygiene
Toilet bag ( Bathroom bag, Necessaire )
Razor
Shaving gel ( Shaving foam )
Electric shaver
Mirror
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Toothpicks
Shampoo
Styling gel ( Hair gel )
Deodorant
Sunblock lotion
Lip balm

Hygiene (optional)
Comb
Hair brush
Washcloth
Handkerchief
Lint roller
Laundry bag
Dental floss
Moisturizer
Qtips

Health

General health items
Prescription medicine
Condoms
Insect repellent
Band-Aids ( Plaster )
Water bottle
Ear drops

Pills, tablets and medicines
Water purifying tablets
Motion sickness tablets
Jetlag tablets
Fever tablets
Pain relievers
Allergy pills ( Anti-histamines )
Malaria tablets

Electrical stuff

General electrical items
Alarm clock ( Travel alarm )
Cell Phone ( Mobile Phone, Cellular Phone )
Charger to Cell Phone
Computer
Wall socket adapter
PDA
Solar cell calculator
Watch
Flashlight ( Torch )
Bookmark reading light
Hair dryer
Iron
Batteries
Two-Way Radios
Shortwave radio
Portable DVD player and disks

Digital Camera equipment
Digital camera
Memory cards
Battery charger
Associated cables

Generic photo equipment
Camera bag
Tripod

Music items
Music player ( Cassette, CD, MiniDisc, MP3 )
Headphones
Music media ( Music cassettes, CDs )
Microphone
Headphone 'doubler' plug

Water stuff

Basic equipment (even for non-divers)
Beach towel

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or will a Bathing suit be enough?

ozmatt 03-24-2006 06:44 AM

crikey... shirt, shorts, thongs, cap, jeans, shoes, boxers, camera, laptop, duty free booze, business cards will do me

Matt

Phoenix 03-24-2006 06:47 AM

just bring your bank cards credit cards and soe sunglasses and you will be ok

;)

adamneve 03-24-2006 07:13 AM

sounds good to me
sun tan lotion?

seeric 03-24-2006 07:27 AM

my process


pack 5 min before leaving for airport
stop at liquor store, waste 5 minutes buying industrial sized jaeger bottle
have driver speed me to airport, play Po-Po lookout for driver
utilize first class line with economy ticket. plead stupidity, miss line
rush through security, don't remove shoes
pop valiums upon exiting security line, down jack n coke chaser at airport bar
arrive at gate 5 min before flight departure
board plane, (murphys law will dictate that i get seated next to the most boring loser person on the plane)
oooops, valium kicks in, night night loser
wake up in phoenix to stewardess asking me if i am continuing to oakland, FUCK NO!
get bags at claim, taxi to hotel, check in
realize i forgot most of what i should have brought
ensue shopping trip in tempe on mill street where all the college girlies are.
the end
:)

Sheri Santiago 03-24-2006 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
my process


pack 5 min before leaving for airport
stop at liquor store, waste 5 minutes buying industrial sized jaeger bottle
have driver speed me to airport, play Po-Po lookout for driver
utilize first class line with economy ticket. plead stupidity, miss line
rush through security, don't remove shoes
pop valiums upon exiting security line, down jack n coke chaser at airport bar
arrive at gate 5 min before flight departure
board plane, (murphys law will dictate that i get seated next to the most boring loser person on the plane)
oooops, valium kicks in, night night loser
wake up in phoenix to stewardess asking me if i am continuing to oakland, FUCK NO!
get bags at claim, taxi to hotel, check in
realize i forgot most of what i should have brought
ensue shopping trip in tempe on mill street where all the college girlies are.
the end
:)


Ahahaha fantastic!

Canibal-7 03-24-2006 07:34 AM

Anything else?

vidvicious 03-24-2006 07:37 AM

LOL .. Your loco ...

Bring yourself a couple of Bussiness cards .. Oh that hummer .. and you'll be fine

CuriousToyBoy 03-24-2006 07:56 AM

Eggs
Milk
Bread
Cocaine
Coffee
Sugar

;-)

Raven 03-24-2006 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Eggs
Milk
Bread
Cocaine
Coffee
Sugar

;-)

No, darling, that's only when we have tsunamis, snowstorms, windstorms, or other natural disasters.

For Phoenix, you won't even need clothing, since you have such a hard time keeping them on.

Choppa 03-24-2006 08:04 AM

Hire out H2 Hummer

One pair undies, shorts and tanktop

Innoculations for:
Ebola Virus
Viral Haemorrhagic Fever,
and the dreaded Big Boob Virus ( main side effects include drooling and general groin swelling)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

adamneve 03-24-2006 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
my process


pack 5 min before leaving for airport
stop at liquor store, waste 5 minutes buying industrial sized jaeger bottle
have driver speed me to airport, play Po-Po lookout for driver
utilize first class line with economy ticket. plead stupidity, miss line
rush through security, don't remove shoes
pop valiums upon exiting security line, down jack n coke chaser at airport bar
arrive at gate 5 min before flight departure
board plane, (murphys law will dictate that i get seated next to the most boring loser person on the plane)
oooops, valium kicks in, night night loser
wake up in phoenix to stewardess asking me if i am continuing to oakland, FUCK NO!
get bags at claim, taxi to hotel, check in
realize i forgot most of what i should have brought
ensue shopping trip in tempe on mill street where all the college girlies are.
the end
:)


it looks like i'll be shopping :winkwink:

Matt Collins 03-24-2006 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Eggs
Milk
Bread
Cocaine
Coffee
Sugar

;-)



ROFL!!!

I can't wait to see you again Lindsay as I had a blast hanging out in Vegas!!

Adam, I think you have a pretty thorough list there and I look forward to meeting you next week also! Just one note, as long as you remember the condoms, you should be ok.

Matt

adamneve 03-24-2006 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Collins
ROFL!!!

I can't wait to see you again Lindsay as I had a blast hanging out in Vegas!!

Adam, I think you have a pretty thorough list there and I look forward to meeting you next week also! Just one note, as long as you remember the condoms, you should be ok.

Matt


:1orglaugh

seeric 03-24-2006 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Eggs
Milk
Bread
Cocaine
Coffee
Sugar

;-)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

thats my boy!!!!!!!!

you forgot condoms. never know what chicky might slip and fall into your room at 4am.
haha

Joesho 03-24-2006 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Eggs
Milk
Bread
Cocaine
Coffee
Sugar

;-)


Please for the love of god add underware to your list this time !

DutchTeenCash 03-24-2006 09:36 AM

youre gonna go 12 months to the northpole right

damn

fuzebox 03-24-2006 08:38 PM

I'm looking at shorts, tshirts, boxers, sandals, and costa rican rum...

CuriousToyBoy 03-24-2006 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

thats my boy!!!!!!!!

you forgot condoms. never know what chicky might slip and fall into your room at 4am.
haha

I don;t bother.

You can;t catch it twice is the medical opinion I have been given.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

WiredGuy 03-24-2006 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
my process


pack 5 min before leaving for airport
stop at liquor store, waste 5 minutes buying industrial sized jaeger bottle
have driver speed me to airport, play Po-Po lookout for driver
utilize first class line with economy ticket. plead stupidity, miss line
rush through security, don't remove shoes
pop valiums upon exiting security line, down jack n coke chaser at airport bar
arrive at gate 5 min before flight departure
board plane, (murphys law will dictate that i get seated next to the most boring loser person on the plane)
oooops, valium kicks in, night night loser
wake up in phoenix to stewardess asking me if i am continuing to oakland, FUCK NO!
get bags at claim, taxi to hotel, check in
realize i forgot most of what i should have brought
ensue shopping trip in tempe on mill street where all the college girlies are.
the end
:)


hahaha, that was awesome.
WG

CyberHustler 03-24-2006 10:34 PM

Damnit Man

HAPPYPEEKERS 03-24-2006 11:45 PM

Damn you are good.. cant wait to see you again!

Ycaza 03-25-2006 12:08 AM

golf clubs
trunks
fuckin loads of sun screen
fuckin sponsor banners
schwag for Z
camera for pics of curioustoyboy at strip bar
High tops and B Ball shorts

Ice 03-25-2006 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
my process


pack 5 min before leaving for airport
stop at liquor store, waste 5 minutes buying industrial sized jaeger bottle
have driver speed me to airport, play Po-Po lookout for driver
utilize first class line with economy ticket. plead stupidity, miss line
rush through security, don't remove shoes
pop valiums upon exiting security line, down jack n coke chaser at airport bar
arrive at gate 5 min before flight departure
board plane, (murphys law will dictate that i get seated next to the most boring loser person on the plane)
oooops, valium kicks in, night night loser
wake up in phoenix to stewardess asking me if i am continuing to oakland, FUCK NO!
get bags at claim, taxi to hotel, check in
realize i forgot most of what i should have brought
ensue shopping trip in tempe on mill street where all the college girlies are.
the end
:)

You fucking ROCK! :1orglaugh :thumbsup

dbavaria 03-25-2006 12:33 AM

Quote:

Unisex clothes
:1orglaugh Is that what Tranny's wear on weekends?


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