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Best...blog...ever! Fucking Hilarious!
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
Original idea and awesome dialogs. I think i`m gonna spend the whole day just reading the archives. Hobo: Yo, can I get some money? Guy: Sorry man, can't help you out. Hobo: That's aight. Things are tough for everyone. Can you at least get me some water from your sink? Guy: Uh, okay. Hobo: Wait, let me find a bottle. Guy: That's okay, I have a bottle I can give you. He goes inside and comes back out with a bottle of water. Hobo: Oh, thanks! Hey, wait. What, was this just sittin' around? Guy: No, I just filled it up from my sink. Hobo: Oh, well, I don't mean no disrespect. But you mind dumping this out and letting it run for a while? Shit just ain't cold enough. --Carroll Gardens Overheard by: bklyn awesome, waiting outside Man #1: Open the door! Bus driver: Go to the back door! Man #1: ...Open up! Man #2: Let this guy on! Man #3: Open the door! Bus driver: Back door's broken! Ha, ha, ha! She hits the gas pedal. --Q train shuttle bus ------------------------------------ Hair lady: So how do you want it done? Grandma: I want to have the same lining and density as that cute, little Chinese girl had. Hair lady: It was a boy. --Encore Beauty Salon, Claremont Drive Overheard by: Maxym B ----------------------------------------- Guy #1: Nigga, where you goin'? Guy #2: To the middle of the train. I wanna be in the middle. Guy #1: But we're standing in the middle motherfucka. Guy #2: No, the middle is at the end. --23rd Street F/V station Overheard by: Halli Civelek -------------------------------------------- Chick: Hi, how much are these? Vendor hippie: Ten, or two for 18. Chick: Oh. Vendor hippie: Yea, on Macdougal they sell them cheaper, but they're made by Chinese kids who make one-fifty an hour. Capitalist bastards. Chick: Oh. Are you going to be here tomorrow? Vendor hippie: Well, tomorrow it's going to rain, and then for the next fifteen days the government is paying me to take ecstasy and play on the computer while they observe me. ------------------------------------------- Professor guy: I was going to give you all a quiz today. But then I realized that it was Valentine's Day. You're supposed to do something for the people you love on Valentine's Day. And of course, I love all of you very much. So...I decided to give you the quiz on pink paper instead! --Columbia University --------------------------------------------- Chick: So then this huge fat lady with really bad teeth said, "This is the most fabulous party I've ever been to," so I left. --1st Avenue & 9th Street Overheard by: Rex Danger Girl: I think my mom's a virgin. --4 train Overheard by: DRock Man: Miss! You are so beautiful! Your eyes! Your hair! Are you interested in modeling? Chick: Uh-- Man: I love the way you walk. Imagine! Down a runway! Chick: It's because my heel is broken, you fuckhead. --59th & Lexington Overheard by: Passerby Man: Miss! You are so beautiful! Your eyes! Your hair! Are you interested in modeling? Chick: Uh-- Man: I love the way you walk. Imagine! Down a runway! Chick: It's because my heel is broken, you fuckhead. --59th & Lexington Overheard by: Passerby Guy #1: So what are you doing this weekend? Guy #2: I am heading out for my niece's birthday party. Guy #1: Nice. Is she hot? Guy #2: Well she's only 3, but she has some cute 4 year old friends I could introduce you to. |
Girl on cell: Oh my god, I'm shopping with my mom, and she's shopping for dildos!
--8th & University Hahahaha. |
<<<Man: Miss! You are so beautiful! Your eyes! Your hair! Are you interested in modeling?
Chick: Uh-- Man: I love the way you walk. Imagine! Down a runway! Chick: It's because my heel is broken, you fuckhead. --59th & Lexington>>>> LMAO That is so funny!!!! :1orglaugh going to check out the blog. |
LOL! f*cking hilarious:
Toddler boy: I don't need to go anymore. Dad: I just waited in line for ten minutes. You better fart or something. |
some decent ones in there
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None of them are funny.
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There is also an overheard in the office blog.. good stuff.
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that is someof the funniest shit I have heard in a long time |
great find!
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HAHAHAHA! This is the best one. KInda something I'd say to my little boy.
Toddler boy: I don't need to go anymore. Dad: I just waited in line for ten minutes. You better fart or something. --Public bathroom, Coney Island |
some of this stuff is pretty funny...:1orglaugh
ill check out the blog now...thanks... |
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HAHAHAHAHA!
Laughed so hard I almost had a stroke! |
Cool blog, bet he makes some nice cash from those ads too :upsidedow
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Lady #1: Hey, do you remember how that conversation with Jim started
today? Lady #2: Um, honestly, no. Lady #1: Well, fuck you then! Ginka balinka, Alzheimer's bitch! --Office, Greenwich & Beach :1orglaugh i could read this all day |
LOL! OMG!
Chick: I have to run in here and get more ChapStick. Guy: You just bought chapstick yesterday. Chick: My dog steals them and eats them. Guy: That must be why his lips are so soft. |
what is that site all about?
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LOL.. great site!
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hhahahahhahaha, i like it, really funny!
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