*the Geography Of Women*
 

*GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN*

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 33, a woman is like Canada, well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 33 and 43, a woman is like India; very hot,
relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 43 and 50, a woman is like France, gently
aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 51 and 59, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 60 and 65, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very
wide and borders are now unpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. A mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

*GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

*Between 1 and 80, a man is like America - ruled by a
dick.

That's hilarious...:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The Rules


The female always makes the rules.

The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No male can possibly know all the rules.

If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules.

The female is never wrong.

If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

The female can change her mind at any given point in time for any reason.

The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.

The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

The female must not, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

Any attempt by the male to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm.

If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void

Not bad for a consolation.. :1orglaugh

this is the best part I think.