My dick is so big...
 

It has its own dick.

yeah its you. haha

Damn bro, that really did make me laugh out loud! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If it weren't for you meddling kids I would have gotten away with this moronic thread! Dag nabbit!

My dick is so big.....

I have a personal assistant to carry it around for me :pimp

Works out perfectly then. It probably fits snug right on Juicy's shoulder. Paint him brown and give him a white tux and you got yourself a personal penis carrying Umpa Loompa. :thumbsup

You guys must use www.penilefitness.com :thumbsup

Quit spamming your crap in my threads, dickhead. If I wanted penile fitness I would fuck your wife more than once a day.

How are your wife and my kids?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I gotta remember that one!

www.penilefitness.com OUT :thumbsup

Damn Anya...you're pretty fucking hot!

If you play your cards right and the planets are aligned, you might get to sleep with me one day. Only time will tell.

Who are you, the Billy Blanks of cocks? Penile fitness? Is that like doing finger curls with your fleshtone dumbell?

lmao @ this thread...

hehe, pretty much =)

Oh yeah, well my cock can bench press 225lbs 10 times and my balls can squat 900. The weight belt hurts but I need the support. I don't want to bust a vein or throw a ball out.

Do you have any tips on how to cut up before a competition?

http://www.insanemidget.com/gfy/juicyoompa.jpg

:thumbsup

http://www.insanemidget.com/gfy/howtoimpress.jpg

I have added more weight to the bar since that pic :pimp

Show off :winkwink:


:wetkiss

Here comes the real life 'Man of Steel'. :thumbsup

Awww shucks, Spreader :wetkiss
I'll be sure to get out my telescope and check the skies periodically :winkwink:

Anya

You don't need to worry about it , I think that is very usefull baby.

Got any pics? I want to see your dick... hehehe