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After Shock Media 03-21-2006 05:31 PM

If you are serious about your business read this thread.
 
After making this thread a week ago I have been getting a great deal of emails and instant messages. Very few are about the disability and most are about business aspects in relation to the disability issues.

An unbelievable number of people where extremely interested in how I can successfully sell porn and for that matter produce it. So many have limited themselves to thinking that if you get a surfers dick hard you will make the sale. Truth be told though, getting a surfers dick hard is the easy part and you have only accomplished what they set out to do in the first place when they began to surf for porn. Very few of them however set out to spend money on it. There in lies the trick. The internet is full of more than enough free material that can get a surfers dick hard and just as much material for him to spank one out with out it costing him a single dime.

People have limited themselves sales wise to thinking with their smallest sexual organ, their dick. It is no ones fault of course, it seems natural enough and after all ever since puberty odds are that has driven what you think sex is about. Despite the fact we are not selling sex and that we are selling illusions and fantasy it remains the same.

What many seem to lack is the ability to tap into the humans largest sexual organ, that being the brain of course. If you can get into a persons mind and know why something is sexy, know why it made their dick hard, and know what it is your target audience is after when they view something. That is when they are more than willing to pay to get even more.

This is where I come in. My dick does not matter when it comes to porn. I am super fine tuned into my sexual brain. I still get horny and I know what causes it. I understand the bigger picture of how it all works and what tweaks can be done to make that person buy despite them not even knowing why.

Now the reason I am making this post is because I spotted a need after fielding numerous responses all week. I am offering up consulting for your business and will take clients on a case by case basis. The rates will be reasonable and I am so sure of what I can offer that if you do you feel the consultations helped I will refund the fee simple as that. Take it or leave it the offer is on the table.

All my contact information is in my signature.

Raven 03-21-2006 05:37 PM

What you're saying is something I've been preaching for years. That you have the ability to stimulate the big head puts you lightyears ahead. I hope people take you up on this.

Libertine 03-21-2006 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
the humans largest sexual organ, that being the brain of course

Hah! My dick is much bigger than my brain!

Oh wait... :Oh crap

Anyway, good luck with this.

After Shock Media 03-21-2006 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
What you're saying is something I've been preaching for years. That you have the ability to stimulate the big head puts you lightyears ahead. I hope people take you up on this.

I am sure you fully understand what I am offering and that if you have been preaching it for years you know how important it really is and how well it works. If some people take me up on it they will be glad they did, if not I am out nothing.
The question can they afford to take a no cost gamble or will ego get in the way.

Dagwolf 03-21-2006 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Hah! My dick is much bigger than my brain!

Oh wait... :Oh crap

Anyway, good luck with this.

http://www.pissyourself.com/pics/thisbig.jpg

After Shock Media 03-21-2006 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

That is a pretty damn big dick, it even got a suit tailored for it.

After Shock Media 03-21-2006 06:24 PM

I need to leave my computer for the night. My painter is here and I need to vacate this room while he works.
Please leave me emails or messages and I will get back to you promptly tomorrow.

This is a solid deal folks and I assure you this is a deal you do not want to pass over. I could get numerous people I have assisted in the past to come in here and recommend me to you all but I am not the type to get others to try and sell my services.

T - Bone 03-21-2006 08:40 PM

You sound just like Jackie Treehorn...

I watched that movie too. Good luck with this man!

After Shock Media 03-22-2006 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T - Bone
You sound just like Jackie Treehorn...

I watched that movie too. Good luck with this man!

I actually had to google that to figure out what you meant.

After Shock Media 03-22-2006 01:41 AM

I again am out for the night. I will re bump this come tomorrow afternoon.
Thank you to all those that have sent in inquires so far.

everestcash 03-22-2006 03:05 AM

too many words to read, try a shorter version mabe :)

Miss Vlasta 03-22-2006 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
After making this thread a week ago I have been getting a great deal of emails and instant messages. Very few are about the disability and most are about business aspects in relation to the disability issues.

An unbelievable number of people where extremely interested in how I can successfully sell porn and for that matter produce it. So many have limited themselves to thinking that if you get a surfers dick hard you will make the sale. Truth be told though, getting a surfers dick hard is the easy part and you have only accomplished what they set out to do in the first place when they began to surf for porn. Very few of them however set out to spend money on it. There in lies the trick. The internet is full of more than enough free material that can get a surfers dick hard and just as much material for him to spank one out with out it costing him a single dime.

People have limited themselves sales wise to thinking with their smallest sexual organ, their dick. It is no ones fault of course, it seems natural enough and after all ever since puberty odds are that has driven what you think sex is about. Despite the fact we are not selling sex and that we are selling illusions and fantasy it remains the same.

What many seem to lack is the ability to tap into the humans largest sexual organ, that being the brain of course. If you can get into a persons mind and know why something is sexy, know why it made their dick hard, and know what it is your target audience is after when they view something. That is when they are more than willing to pay to get even more.

This is where I come in. My dick does not matter when it comes to porn. I am super fine tuned into my sexual brain. I still get horny and I know what causes it. I understand the bigger picture of how it all works and what tweaks can be done to make that person buy despite them not even knowing why.

Now the reason I am making this post is because I spotted a need after fielding numerous responses all week. I am offering up consulting for your business and will take clients on a case by case basis. The rates will be reasonable and I am so sure of what I can offer that if you do you feel the consultations helped I will refund the fee simple as that. Take it or leave it the offer is on the table.

All my contact information is in my signature.

Hate long stuff to read, but this one was really worth it :thumbsup :thumbsup

After Shock Media 03-22-2006 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by everestcash
too many words to read, try a shorter version mabe :)

Nothing to simplify and I do not feel right in making it any shorter. If someone does not have the attention span to read what I wrote then more than likely it would never work out between myself and that person.

Tom_PM 03-22-2006 12:54 PM

Good stuff yeah. :)

I've always said that you have to insert the text of your ad into the internal dialog thats already happening in the surfers head. Doesnt matter what product or service you're selling either.

Babagirls 03-22-2006 01:18 PM

Quote:

I am super fine tuned into my sexual brain. I still get horny and I know what causes it. I understand the bigger picture of how it all works
being a female, i resort to this as well. I dont have a dick to get hard that tells me "shes hot..shes not...that scene is hot...this one isnt..". i have to resort to the psycological part of it. sell the FANTASY, not the porn. Stimulate the MIND not his dick. Make him CURIOUS for more, not cum!!
(Curiousity killed the cat ;) )

Great post darlin' :) Nice to see a nice biz thread on here for once.

HorseShit 03-22-2006 02:23 PM

bump for this offer

JD 03-22-2006 02:29 PM

ASM is my babies daddy

HorseShit 03-22-2006 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
ASM is my babies daddy

artificial insemination into your ass?

shuki 03-22-2006 02:41 PM

This is a very interesting topic

JD 03-22-2006 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis
artificial insemination into your ass?

:thumbsup it was pretty nifty. a wee bit cold though

Elli 03-22-2006 03:08 PM

Excellent points, and good luck with the offer! I hope people take this opportunity :)

zanex 03-22-2006 05:26 PM

PEOPLE:
If dont contact ASM to find out more about his offer, you're crazy and dont deserve to make any money in this business.

I just had a nice talk with him and I'll only tell you this: It was the most productive talk I ever had with someone during the one year I'm doing adult!

If you feel you should be making more from your business, you have to contact ASM and have "a sit down" with him. You wont regret it!

ASM: Thank you! Thats all I really want to say to you.

Furious_Female 03-22-2006 06:40 PM

A mind is a terrible thing to waste


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