Sleazydream likes to lick the sweat from man nut.
 

it's true.....


he was rubbing my leg n' shit in vegas 3 years ago. He wanted my man-junk, I could tell. Naturally, I respectfully declined, but he continued to make advances that, shall we say, gave me shivers rather than boners.


I just would like to state for the record that I was traumatized, quite possibly for the rest of my life, yet I hold no grudge. It's very obvious that I am a prime target (model meat) for people of that persuasion. Simply put, Sleazy couldn't help it. I'm a hunk.


But I feel the truth must be known. I've been silent for too long.

Amp? Is it really you brutha?

Sadly, I think that's pretty obvious :(

Did you miss the flight you had to leave for 2 hours ago?

I'm at the airport, on one of those fancy pocket things.
You know.... that shit you read about all the time, but can't afford.

... of what?

mmmm man nut :helpme

You must have been using it the whole time you were driving too as you never stopped posting. Yeah, I'll be damned, I just can't afford one of those $200 fancy pocket things. Maybe your girlfriend would buy one for me too? :)

such bitterness and self-hatred....



take a look in the mirror "Peaches".

I am not the problem here. :)

That means you enjoyed it...

Amp, you're just SO damned easy! :1orglaugh

You have zero knowledge about me, what I do for a living, what I own, how much money I make, etc. You, on the other hand, do nothing but spill your entire life on a board you claim is a cesspool. Now, who's on top? :thumbsup

answer me this....


what exactly DO you know about me.... for real.







:)

Geeze, Amp. Are you serious? Besides all the tens of thousands of posts you've posted here, I also hear from people who have met you. You're about as transparent as they come. Try the old "this is just my board personna" routine, but anyone who's been in this biz for longer than a few years has seen you crash and burn so many times that it's seriously sad :(

How long are you going to sit at that airport before the flight takes off?

you know exactly, nothing. :)

Amp, I actually DO have somewhere to go - I'm not just saying it for attention - so enjoy another one of your breakdowns :)

I shall.


go pick up your kids from the babysitters. :)

wait a sec - Amp's a MAN????? WTF

gfy never ceases to amaze me
:helpme :1orglaugh

Dude....He's trashed. Been on the phone with him for about an hour now.

He's convinced that a gecko drank half of his beverage. :1orglaugh

Hmm, trashed huh? Ok.

BALLS? - hmmm....schweaty balls - haha

Amp has the right to be trashed just like anyone else on this board.

This thread deserves a bump. :pimp