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OPERATION "Fake n Bake" is starting today....
Effective today Operation FNB is underway.
It will be quite intensive.......... http://www.greatcurves.com/media/standard1.gif |
Yeah.. I'm not looking forward to my pasty white skin gleaming against everyone else's tanned bodies in Phoenix! LOL Maybe I might need to head to the tanning booth myself!
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good luck with that i hate those fucking things 99% of the time you come out more red than tan
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ahhh the perks of being in southern california :frenchman
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im going to have to follow your lead..im whitey white these days
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you gotta use crisco yo! forget all those high priced tanning lotions. you won't burn if you use Wesson or Puritan cooking oil. Butter is the best.
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Have fun Juicy
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Time to log into my hidden webcam to watch you and wack off.
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Woohoo... Don't burn your buns, Baby! :winkwink:
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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Isn't that the fast track to skin cancer?
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Juicy....
High Pressure is the way to go. Do they have it at the salon you go to? |
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it's a season of tan. I'm thinking if I would get mine
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use the tingle factor cream!
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Damn, you are into some pampering lately man.. Enjoy! :thumbsup |
If youre going to a tanning salon and you come out red or burned (assuming you didnt use a tingle lotion) - then find yourself another tanning salon - that one doesnt know what the fuck they are doing - you dont tan if you burn and any salon that turns your skin pink ought to be shut down.
If you really want to get a good tan - 50% of it has nothing to do with the salon - its what you do at home - get yourself a bottle of aloe or vitamin D moisteurizer (with no smelly shit in it) and use it as many times a day as you can stand - the more water your outer skin absorbs and retains - the quicker you will tan. If you use any skin products with alcohol or abrasives in them - stop using them - why take off the skin you just paid to try to tan? Thats why youll hear women complain about not being able to get a good tan on their legs - simple answer is because they shave their legs all the time which removes those outer layers of skin they just tanned :) |
Something tells me Juicy tans well.
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This shit is great! I just actually went for the first time today too. I'm heading to Florida next month and want to have a good base too. I got some color my girl says today. My face is kinda red, but I really don't see much diffrence....I'll keep ya posted too.
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sun's rays are better sources of tan than tanning beds, at least in my opinion
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A brand new Juicy D. Links skin will surprise us. :)
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