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Juicy D. Links 03-21-2006 11:23 AM

OPERATION "Fake n Bake" is starting today....
 
Effective today Operation FNB is underway.

It will be quite intensive..........


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GlydeGirl 03-21-2006 11:26 AM

Yeah.. I'm not looking forward to my pasty white skin gleaming against everyone else's tanned bodies in Phoenix! LOL Maybe I might need to head to the tanning booth myself!

Juicy D. Links 03-21-2006 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura
Yeah.. I'm not looking forward to my pasty white skin gleaming against everyone else's tanned bodies in Phoenix! LOL Maybe I might need to head to the tanning booth myself!

I am prepping so i have a nice base and dont get crispy like last year at phx

jacked 03-21-2006 11:28 AM

good luck with that i hate those fucking things 99% of the time you come out more red than tan

dissipate 03-21-2006 11:29 AM

ahhh the perks of being in southern california :frenchman

Phoenix 03-21-2006 11:29 AM

im going to have to follow your lead..im whitey white these days

seeric 03-21-2006 11:30 AM

you gotta use crisco yo! forget all those high priced tanning lotions. you won't burn if you use Wesson or Puritan cooking oil. Butter is the best.

Pete-KT 03-21-2006 11:30 AM

Have fun Juicy

gornyhuy 03-21-2006 11:35 AM

Time to log into my hidden webcam to watch you and wack off.

Vanilla DeVille 03-21-2006 11:36 AM

Woohoo... Don't burn your buns, Baby! :winkwink:

King Adam 03-21-2006 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
Woohoo... Don't burn your buns, Baby! :winkwink:

Good thing we have sun year round. I'm already a tan mofo.

Vanilla DeVille 03-21-2006 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Adam
Good thing we have sun year round. I'm already a tan mofo.

You and me both!! I already got a nice head start being in Cabo a week ago! :winkwink:

Manowar 03-21-2006 11:43 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pornwolf 03-21-2006 12:18 PM

Isn't that the fast track to skin cancer?

shuki 03-21-2006 12:24 PM

Juicy....

High Pressure is the way to go.

Do they have it at the salon you go to?

shuki 03-21-2006 12:27 PM

http://www.pcmarketinguwe.com/equipment/P90C_Info.htm

d_train 03-21-2006 07:13 PM

it's a season of tan. I'm thinking if I would get mine

O MARINA 03-21-2006 07:31 PM

use the tingle factor cream!

PixeLs 03-21-2006 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Effective today Operation FNB is underway.

It will be quite intensive..........


http://www.greatcurves.com/media/standard1.gif


Damn, you are into some pampering lately man.. Enjoy! :thumbsup

Linkster 03-21-2006 08:14 PM

If youre going to a tanning salon and you come out red or burned (assuming you didnt use a tingle lotion) - then find yourself another tanning salon - that one doesnt know what the fuck they are doing - you dont tan if you burn and any salon that turns your skin pink ought to be shut down.

If you really want to get a good tan - 50% of it has nothing to do with the salon - its what you do at home - get yourself a bottle of aloe or vitamin D moisteurizer (with no smelly shit in it) and use it as many times a day as you can stand - the more water your outer skin absorbs and retains - the quicker you will tan. If you use any skin products with alcohol or abrasives in them - stop using them - why take off the skin you just paid to try to tan? Thats why youll hear women complain about not being able to get a good tan on their legs - simple answer is because they shave their legs all the time which removes those outer layers of skin they just tanned :)

Pornwolf 03-21-2006 08:49 PM

Something tells me Juicy tans well.

Ecksent 03-21-2006 10:00 PM

This shit is great! I just actually went for the first time today too. I'm heading to Florida next month and want to have a good base too. I got some color my girl says today. My face is kinda red, but I really don't see much diffrence....I'll keep ya posted too.

reynold 03-21-2006 11:07 PM

sun's rays are better sources of tan than tanning beds, at least in my opinion

Easton 03-21-2006 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Effective today Operation FNB is underway.

It will be quite intensive..........


http://www.greatcurves.com/media/standard1.gif

been doing the same thing since i bought one for the office :thumbsup

reed_4 03-22-2006 01:57 AM

A brand new Juicy D. Links skin will surprise us. :)


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