Anyone here belong to the Church of Scientology ?
 

Just wondering? Would anyone admit to it if they were ?

Should round them all up and send them to dorms in Waco.

No, but I am a Mason and a member of the O.T.O. :thumbsup

I want some Scientology Kool Aid.

i want to join and be an undercover agent

no, the scientology south park ep was great though ^-^

fuck no lol

me me

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it's no church, neither a religion

it's mind rape

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not me, crazy fuckers

I can't believe Chef quit South Park over the scientology episode. Unfuckinbelievable. Like the two creaters said, "He's cashed quite a few checks making fun of Christianity, Mormons, Hindus, Buddhists and everybody else. But when it comes to Scientology, he runs for the hills."

Damn Chef...even if they are chocolate and salty, you don't have any REAL balls.

Theo does.

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I'm a skull, a mason and I give orders to the scientologist on what propaganda to publish in their next books. How is THAT ?

Hahaa..here's some L. Ron Hubbard quotes (the creator of Scientology)

Make money. Make more money. Make other people make money.

- L. Ron Hubbard

There was no Christ.

- L. Ron Hubbard

Never discuss Scientology with the critic. Just discuss his or her crimes, known and unknown.

- L. Ron Hubbard

We are slowly and carefully teaching the unholy a lesson. It is as follows: We are not a law enforcement agency. BUT we will become interested in the crimes of people who seek to stop us. If you oppose scientology we promptly look up - and find and expose - your crimes. If you leave us alone we will leave you alone.

It's very simple. Even a fool can grasp that.

And don't underrate our ability to carry it out.

- L. Ron Hubbard

"They were imported. They were actually .. the trick was to shoot somebody, disable somebody, very often a needle into a lung and at the same time to hit him with frozen alcohol and glycol which preparation is guaranteed to pick up a Thetan. All they had to do was pick him up and put him in a refrigerator and they had him, boy. If he tried to exteriorize from the body, there he was, frozen.
And they threw 'em into collection points, boxed 'em up in boxes, threw 'em into space planes which were the exact copies of DC8's, the DC8 airplane is the exact copy of the space plane of that day. And, no difference, except the DC8 had fans, propellers on it and the space plane didn't."

L. Ron Hubbard

What a fuckin' kook...but at least we agree on the first thing.

I don't belong to it, but don't think i'd admit :)

Wow, that sucks! Crazy bastards!

So he has you hooked already ??:1orglaugh
Make money. Make more money. Make other people make money.

- L. Ron Hubbard

I am going to start my own cult I think...seems easy enough. All your religion are belong to me! Freaking quacks!

you belong to the OTO??? no shit

can you share the secret Dick Shake?

I remember reading that Hubbard said on a radio interview a few years before starting the church that the easiest way to get rich was to start your own religion.

Trapped In A Closet.....LOL

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Photos...ark.031706.jpg


Isn't Scientology like Amway???? :1orglaugh

What a joke!!!

Scientology is just another pile of faith-based bullshit!

http://www.whatisscientology.org/htm...05/pg0166.html
yeah, uh huh...oh fucking kay

<---------- one of the iluminati.

It's a tax shelter.

well said :2 cents:

.... so its just like religion.

normal religions are actually dumber then the church of scientology when you look at the facts that each of the religions believe. But hey, we are people and we are sheep so we dont think about that.

Chef didn't quit because of Scientology. Isaac Hayes had a stroke earlier this year. He was recovering but his speech is slurred so he couldn't possibly continue the show for a while. This "Chef quit because of Scientology" drama was cooked up by Trey and Matt.

It worked well I must say. Viewership is up to near record levels.

is John Travolta also a Scientoligist?

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Just like the rest of the religions I guess..

I can tell you from the old BBS days that they are some crazy fucks - they were really good at going after anyone that criticized them - to the point that if they got flamed on the old FIDO message threads - they would literally hunt down those people and if they didnt have a crime they could expose - the scientologists would make one up and call the FBI with anonymous tips, break into your offices and ransack it, and in some extreme cases of flame wars started getting physical threats headed the direction of the flamers.

Of course after posting that I realize there are probably some in that religion that watch here so if ya guys dont hear from me for a while - ya know what happened :)

http://www.zipperfish.net/free/yaafm11.php

Funniest toon about Scientology I've seen.

P.S. Note the ad at the end!

That is brilliant :1orglaugh

I was excommunicated by Tom Cruise

yes! this is his house about 1 hour from the headquarters. hes a pilot and flys in.http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2.../vacahouse.jpg

Scientology is like a cross between a cult, and a MLM (pyramid scam) company!

I live in Hollywood and I have to walk by their "recruitment centers" just about everyday. The only thing I do like about these guys is that they tax people on the books. Who want's something for free. Like Bibles, if they're giving it away then how good could it be???:2 cents:

Was going to join, but developed my own system. Ive been theaten free for the past 3 years. If you would like to discover this rapid way of ridding yourself of theatens buy my book at

http://www.churchofBDOK.com/sucker.html

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Blessed be, my son :winkwink:

And sure as hell I'd not admit it if I was lunatic enough to belong to that brethern. :)

Praise be L. Ron!

It is??? Hell, where do I sign?? :1orglaugh

You're on the wrong thread, buddy!