How to get fired on the spot.
 

Get caught not doing your job, but downloading pirated movies and games.

Looked at an employees computer to see what he was doing and found he was downloading pirate movies, also found games on his office computer. So when he came back from lunch he was instantly dismissed.

We make our living selling licenses, we do not pay people to steal them.

business is business, can't fuck around with that kind of shit while your on the job anywhere... your bound to get nabbed it's not worth the trouble

was the game worth it? he better have gotten copies...douche bag

At least he was not surfing porn sites.

Anybody that do that on his job computer is just asking to get fired.

i bought a 'corn' site to mirror my 'porn' site,
i work on it in my downtime at work.

spend the day on the green site, the night on the pink site.

i love talking to people about my corn site.

like what was said in CSI "What you're doing with your time is none of my business. What you do with my time is my business."