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BigBen 03-20-2006 08:30 PM

Can you buy a fighter jet?
 
With enough money, you think you can buy an F-16 or a Mig off the russians or something? No weapons on it, just the jet to go fly. I don't see why not, if you can have your own G5 or whatever, why not a jet?

com 03-20-2006 08:31 PM

Larry Ellison owns a mig and a couple others

bogo 03-20-2006 08:33 PM

iv seen a Mig for sale on ebay :2 cents:

DaddyHalbucks 03-20-2006 09:28 PM

I think you just have to remove the guns.

A special permit is probably required.

jizpedlr98 03-20-2006 09:53 PM

You can get it stripped than order the guns seperately and reattach them :thumbsup

Pornwolf 03-20-2006 09:56 PM

I think Travolta owns a fighter jet too.

KRL 03-20-2006 09:56 PM

Yes you can.

alan-l 03-20-2006 10:01 PM

Hey, that's cooler than my Mini Cooper! :thumbsup

Spunky 03-20-2006 10:15 PM

Must cost a shitload of money and have the right contacts

BusterBunny 03-20-2006 10:18 PM

it depends on which kind of jet and from which country it is purchased...most good united states airforce planes are not sold with arms nor engines for security purposes....

Why 03-20-2006 10:25 PM

yes but youll need many years of pilot experience before anyone will let you fly it in thier airspace.

rodney25 03-20-2006 10:26 PM

This thread is useless without pics.

crockett 03-20-2006 10:27 PM

yea there was a guy down close to where I used to live that was doing some sort of study with huricanes.. He had 2 older russian migs that he flew to get out to the storms.

alec 03-20-2006 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
I think Travolta owns a fighter jet too.


I think they are just passenger planes-a big one and a small one..

Ace_luffy 03-20-2006 11:01 PM

pics pics pics pics?

Egomancer 03-20-2006 11:06 PM

I know about a few MIG 21s for sale by the serbian airforces...

I do not know if you can fly them though. The price was 15k USD...

Egomancer

reed_4 03-20-2006 11:47 PM

If the you have the right money, why not?

BigBen 03-21-2006 12:30 AM

I wanted to be a jet pilot when I was a kid, but that's not gonna happen so I figure I better be rich and just buy a jet instead. A harrier like the one from True Lies would be pretty cool.

Making a sonic boom would be pretty sweet too...

http://www.cleanfunny.com/i/s/sonic-boom.jpg

BigBen 03-21-2006 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Egomancer
I know about a few MIG 21s for sale by the serbian airforces...

I do not know if you can fly them though. The price was 15k USD...

Egomancer

I don't know that I'd want to fly a 15k MIG. Something about a Honda Civic costing more than a fighter jet just doesn't add up.

Fizzgig 03-21-2006 12:39 AM

Used submarines are where it's at!

SmokeyTheBear 03-21-2006 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBen
Making a sonic boom would be pretty sweet too...

http://www.cleanfunny.com/i/s/sonic-boom.jpg

you can make your own sonic boom by simply getting a whip. That "crack" you hear is a sonic boom

BigBen 03-21-2006 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
you can make your own sonic boom by simply getting a whip. That "crack" you hear is a sonic boom

But not nearly as cool as the vapor cloud in the picture. :winkwink:

tristan_D 03-21-2006 12:58 AM

If I had enough money, I would buy other things beside a fighter jet.

Why 03-21-2006 02:33 AM

id rather have a tank.

erehwon 03-21-2006 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBen
With enough money, you think you can buy an F-16 or a Mig off the russians or something? No weapons on it, just the jet to go fly. I don't see why not, if you can have your own G5 or whatever, why not a jet?

Nuts, I had this nice long reply (longer than this one) explaining the pros and cons of private fighter jet ownership and GFY took a dump on me.

So the cliff notes are...

Yes you can buy just about anything your heart desires, but you can't buy it with guns or bomb racks as the BATF and the FBI have real shitfits over that, you also need to make sure that all your T's are crossed and I's dotted when bringing whatever into the country, otherwise you will have one helluva of static gate guardian for your hanger/house.

Yes, you can buy jets out of crates for about $15K but I wouldn't let a monkey be the pilot in command there, or even feel safe flying it as a remote air-to-air drone without dropping another $100K into it.

Keep in mind if you have your heart set on MiG's that you will be paying plenty in shipping, storing and flying these parts in from generally a third-world nation that more than likely has stopped flying this aircraft in the first place.

Know that you will have to get a private pilots license, a medical certificate, ideally an IFR cert, and you will need at least 1000 hours as pilot in command before the FAA would OK you to fly your own toy.

Figure on blowing about a couple million if you want to get a MiG-21 or MiG-29 and about $500K for a L-39.

Any other questions, drop me an ICQ, and I will try to help you as much as possible! :thumbsup


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