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Are you receiving complaints and don't know how to answer? Read this :)

Some funny examples here: http://thepiratebay.org/legal.php :winkwink:

Just a small quote from that site:

Quote:

On Wed, 2005-06-08 at 15:35 -0400, Dorothy Sherman | GrayZone, Inc.
wrote:
> First Notice of Infringement and Declaration

"First Notice of Infringement"? Is that kind of like when I don't pay my
bills on time? "First notice", "Second notice", "Third notice", "WE KILL
YOU!", then a package with the sawed-off head of a pig?

> TO: THEPIRATEBAY.ORG
> Fredrik Neij
> PRQ
> Box 1206
> Stockholm 11479
> SE
> Phone: 46.707323819
> Fax: 46.707323819
> [email protected]
> [email protected]

We already know our own postal address - you don't have to inform us of
it.

> TO: TFR.ORG
> Tenhults Forenade Rollspelare
> Davidbagares gata 12
> Stockholm 11138
> SE
> Phone: 1.467047954
> [email protected]
>
>
> REGARDING: http://thepiratebay.org/search.php?q=billy+corgan
>
> IMMEDIATELY REMOVE ALL UNRELEASED AND UNAUTHORIZED MATERIAL IN
> CONNECTION WITH BILLY CORGAN.

IMMEDIATELY STOP SCREAMING. You may also consider not using red,
underlined HTML.

> IMMEDIATELY REMOVE ALL TORRENT FILES OF BILLY CORGAN's UNRELEASED
> MATERIAL PLANNED FOR RELEASE ON WARNER BROS. RECORDS, INC. THE
> FOLLOWING LINK AND ALL BILLY CORGAN DOWNLOADS MUST BE COMPLETELY
> REMOVED:
>
> http://thepiratebay.org/search.php?q=billy+corgan
> (see below)

Sorry, but I can't remove search.php - our users would get upset if TPB
suddenly lacked a search function.
The problem here seems to be that the material is unreleased? If that is
the case, you can easily fix the problem by releasing it. We'll be more
than glad to help you distribute it - free of charge! - to our users.

"The problem here seems to be that the material is unreleased? If that is
the case, you can easily fix the problem by releasing it. We'll be more
than glad to help you distribute it - free of charge! - to our users."

:1orglaugh

Great line, looks like someone has balls.

yet another one:

Quote:

>
> Further to your response below, you should be aware that your misuse of the FOOTBALL MANAGER trade mark in relation to your services constitutes an infringement in the UK, irrespective of Swedish law and whether or not you are based in Sweden, not least because your thepiratebay.org website is targeting users in the UK (as evidenced by the fact that a substantial number of UK users have already used your services to download this game in the UK). This gives a cause of action and jurisdiction to sue you in the UK. Our client would then proceed to enforce the UK judgement against you in Sweden.
>
> In the circumstances, we repeat our request once more that you immediately remove the link complained of and confirm that there will be no further misuse of the FOOTBALL MANAGER trade mark in relation to your services.

Please sue me in Japan instead. I've always wanted to visit Tokyo.
Also, I'm running out of toilet paper, so please send lots of legal documents
to our ISP - preferably printed on soft paper.
No, but seriously. That's simply not how international law enforcement
works. Using the same logic, a country where web sites are forbidden could
press charges against you for having one.