A squirrel ran away with my baseball bat!
 

now what the fuck will i hit the little bastard with? :Oh crap

some fecal matter

i have been eating a lot of peanuts lately .. little bastard might actually enjoy it...


something else!

viles of shrimp or kitten blood

did you get it back

He probably needs it to defend his stash from the little squirrel fuck who has been stealing all the other squirrel's nuts

its only a matter of time


http://www.carlspackler.com/images/cs_carl.jpg

(yes i know its not a squirrel..but u get the point)

wait till he goes for the home run

wait for his return and shoot him.

[QUOTEhahahaha^..^=]now what the fuck will i hit the little bastard with? :Oh crap[/QUOTE]

He'll come back for the ball. Catch him this time. :thumbsup

just do like this guy and feed it to a hawk....

http://www.wtomagazine.com/mayimages/Falconry1.jpg

he will hit you hard before you can ever find him. :laughing-

how big is it that it ran away with your bat lol

i found and executed some of his loyal supporters it will not be long now before i find the infidel and bring the sacred bat back to you my lord
http://www.antisquirrel.com/Images/stevepic5.JPG

a secret agent from the insurgent squirrels has just broken into my house and planted bugs not to mention pissed on my rug......this shit is getting too deep for me...
http://www.antisquirrel.com/Images/stevepic2.JPG

Check this out, guys!

http://www.nutsack.com/imsq/squirrel.jpg

so the squirrel wants to show me up with his giant nuts?.. time to go genocidal on his people

http://users3.ev1.net/~texaslynn/Gra...ndCleaning.jpg
mock me squirrel i will get you this i vow!