A joke for Sunday afternoon...
 

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

And another:

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

"What are you doing?" She exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.

"What are you doing?" He exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

"What are you doing" She asked.

He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."

first one - old (but good)

2nd one -- not too shab at all. :D

Liked both of 'em

LOL. The second one was great.

Second one is always a hoot, thanks

heh both gave me a chuckle

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Hahaha

I like the first one. :thumbsup

both are equally witty :1orglaugh

Actually both are funny but I like the second one.

second one is funny!

the second was a lot better.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i vote in favor of the second joke :laughing- :laughing-

I find the first one wittier. The second one is just some "pun" or something like that

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Funny posts there SK!

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that's hilariou, thanks buddy! :1orglaugh

Very funny. THanks for making us laugh. :laughing-