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Unofficial May Caption Contest
You don't win shit, but this is so fuckin funny I thought it deserved a caption contest...
http://www.catholicsupply.com/christ...ders/34416.jpg let the games begin! |
hold my stick just like this... i'll show you the balls later
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Now son just hold it like I had you hold it last night in the rectory.
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log over 10000 minutes with Jesus Dialer and get this inspirational figurene
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...and here we see why Jesus never married.
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Jesus teaches the local boys how to handle their wood
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Jesus shows the local boys how to how the wood just right so they can knock his balls around with the best effect.
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"See the power of christ my son, both my hands visible and you can still feel the holy spirit in you!"
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JESUS LOVES YOU
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Little Billy was the catcher.... and Jesus was the pitcher ...
*rimshot* We're all going to hell for this !! |
hahaha, these are great so far =) keep em coming!
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Jesus loves the little children .....
Now we know what this little song REALLY means :1orglaugh |
lets respect our savior please
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didn't save me from shit |
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The boys are hand selected by the horniest, uh hum, I mean finest priests in the world.
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i could only imagine what would happen if Labret made a nazi-war-crimes TGP gallery and posted it here.... food for thought |
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i agree with kman, im asking that this thread is closed and a more non religious based contest started.
my :2 cents: bunky |
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Mike......... |
Why didn't you post this one?... This one offers more for the imagination.
What was it about Catholic School Girls that you raved about all weekend? http://www.catholicsupply.com/christ...ders/34423.JPG |
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Jamie ... I fuckin missed that one .. funny as hell tho!!! that can be next month's topic =)
anyone who doesn't like this thread ... don't read it or post on it. it's a free country and I'm not openly lambasting anyone, it's not my fault jesus is a pervert who likes to grab little boys. ... I guess maybe he isn't .. just the folks he appoints to carry out his duties are. |
The Horror...
http://www.catholicsupply.com/christ...ders/34414.jpg Just look at Jesus' face... Perv.:helpme |
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Caption Contest #1 http://www.bbc.co.uk/education/modern/nazi/naziim2.jpg "Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work we go" these images will get more 'risque' as they are provoked.... |
what does a jew have in common with a pizza?
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They're everybody's favorite?
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i wonder if they offer a partner program. i could resell these figures from Horny Jesus Dot Com and make some bank!! $$$
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That figurine is funny...
people have no sense of humor... they didnt bash christians or anything... comparing it to Nazis is odd... If you have a picture of a Jew garding his money or something, bring it up, we'll makes jokes... lighten up people... its just a figurine... Hell, its a figurine sold by christians... |
oh yeah, and Im not Christian... or jewish... Im atheist...
This caption contest is so benign, If I wanted to start so shit, I would simply say what I think: Religion is for weak minded people who need mental crutches... 'Oh its God's will' and all that crap... Wake up and smell the real life! Flame on! |
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does it matter?
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http://www.catholicsupply.com/christ...ders/34416.jpg
"If SNOW posts one more ass kissing thread, you take this fucking bat and...." |
I think I like Steve's best...
and its tight-assed-religious-people friendly! :) |
lol @ steve
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"You see Johnny, THIS is how you beat your wife!"
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I forgot Jews dont recognize jesus what so ever as the son of god lol
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