I think I'm in LOVE with Leslie
 

Ok, since she's been here

She reamed out air Canada - TWICE - and got her way (for ANYONE who's flown air canada this IS impressive)

Checked out a used car moter.

She fixed Laurel's computer.

She slept in the cold shed.

She rides the largest snowmobile (1000 cc machine) - and rides FAST.

She cooked me breakfast and dinner and it was tasty.

She fixed my TV at the cottage - something many people and tecks couldn't get right for one and 1/2 years now.

She cleaned my kitchen.

She re-organized my kitchen.

Made a new funny website and logo.

Bought me food.

She stoped me from eating a brownie before dinner and spoiling my appitite.

I got some sexy pics of her on her knees in front of me (posted later)

I have some sexy tong pics of her. wooohoho!!!!

And I've laughed like crazy since she's been here.

I mean - Does it get any better than this?

While that is a very impressive list of accomplishments, she still hasn't performed oral sex on you, so I would have to say yes, it does get better than that. But not much.

wait for pics.

i'm not about to say anything cause i have class but i'm not above posting pics cause i have no shame.

can't upload till tomorrow eving though - cable for camera is at my other house and won't be there till tomorrow night.

I can just picture her slapping a brownie out of your hands before dinner, lol.
WG

she actually DID slap the bag of brownies out of my hand!

LMAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

When I read the thread title I thought you were talking about CuriousToyBoy

I knew she did, why do you think she's called Mistress Leslie!
WG

he's just a fun fling.

leslie sharp is my true love

She is pretty damn hot too . . . I love the smell of her hair.

Leslie's hair ALWAYS ALWAYS smells amazing.

He's gotten slapped around A LOT this weekend!!!

No, no oral sex :321GFY

xoxo
Leslie

I know . . . I have developed a fetish over it. I thought about getting a cat and using the same shampoo on it.

i like it rough

xxoo

AAAAH!

Thanks Lloyd, you are sweet.

Don't let Sleazy pick on me too much, aight?

xoxo
Leslie

Yeah, Jman and you were quite an impressive fetish show to watch!

I never knew an ass could stretch that wide!

xoxo
Leslie

Leslie likes to direct :thumbsup

Guilty!

Ding!

Ding!

Ding!

LS:thumbsup

He will have to answer to me . . . but to be honest, I always figured you for a girl that could take care of herself. But I got your back. :winkwink:

cool, i'll take the front. it's gona be a FUN night!!!!

Geez, one would think that Sleazy forgets I'm sitting can here and can reach out and bitch slap him, he he he!

His next post will be OUCH! he he he!

xoxo
Leslie

outch. she actually DID just bitchslap me!!!!


god I love it when she gets rough :thumbsup

I think I'll play "Whose eggs did I put the Ex-Lax drops in" tomorrow morning.

xoxo
Leslie

what happens if I switch plates with you when you're not looking?

What happens if I don't

now you don't know to does yours or mine?

fuck - I think I'll get my own coffee now - hey maybe I'll dose yours!!!!!! or mine so you'll take mine thinking I dosed yours!

ahh fuck it - lets both just dose Jman - that will be funnier!

Wow! You'd make a very bad boyfriend Sleazy!!!

Several days here and you have not noticed that I neither drink coffee or eat eggs, OY!

I'm going to let all those hot cuties that have come by to visit with you that you will not remember their likes and dislikes, to put post-it's on their boobies or something to remind you, he he he! Jman would say to tattoo the shit on their chest, but that is so permanent!

xoxo
Leslie

the problem is - you LIKE bad boys


moooohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaha

i'm not mean - I'm evil.
Mean is random and unplanned.
Evil is premediated.



xxoo

hey leslie, did you taste anything funny on the cigerette?


mooooohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha

Did you say Lindsay or Leslie? LOL!

DH

leslieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :winkwink:

I'm in love with Sleazy Dream.

Geez Scott,

If I find myself going to the bathroom a lot, I'm going to look to you as the culprit!!!

xoxo

If Lindsay can do all this, please send him as my tag team partner to take over when I go home on Monday because these guys ARE working me to the PULP!

I'm wondering how many more Electronics they're going to make me fix before I go home on Monday!!!

xoxo
Leslie

Chensky my darling. Mamma misses you lots!

xoxo
Leslie

Hey Leslie , you and Laurel showing sleazy a good time ? hehehe
see u sOooN !!!

they DEF are!!!!!!


wooohoooooooooooo

haha awesome

sounds like you're having a good time!

The boys are getting so spoiled having us around!!!

xoxoxo
Leslie

Rochard,

That boy loves you so much that I am beginning to question his sexual orientation, he he he!

xoxo
Leslie

AND CONGRATULATIONS ON THE NEW GIG!!! WOW!

Definitely a win/win situation for you guys. :thumbsup

xoxo
Leslie

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ha ha ha ha ha

That wouold be "Lindsay" and Scott does love me, as I love him. Man love is underrated.

:2 cents: :thumbsup :1orglaugh :pimp

Seriously, Leslie is a babe, on EVERY level.

Love you hon xoxox

damn Sleazy what a long list!
Leslie - he is paying attention. This IS love & wants your curly children ;)

Hey Sweetheart!

So nice of you to chime in!

Funy how they think it would take a big and strong like you man to be able to accomplish all of the tasks listed above.

This has been quite a fun vacation but they did make me work!!!

Sledding was fucking insane, fucking insane, I am HOOKED!

Every bone and muscle in my body HURTS like a mofo... I must hit the spa as soon as I get back to LA :pimp

Can't wait to see you again!

xoxo
Leslie

LOL! How are you sweetheart!

I don't think it's love in that way, it's more about fixing more things around the house type of love...

However, these mofos really know how to have a good time!!!

The weekend has been superb!!!

Going to see you in AZ?

xoxo
Leslie

Glad you're having fun with those mofos!
Phoenix - don't think so, I just got back from Cancun late last night.

This thread is useless without Leslie's pic.

You forgot the most important thing: She has a PUG!! :)

Everyone's in love with Leslie :)

Yeah, your right, she's really nice.

oh! you could post a thousand and more reasons why you like her! i really think you're in love :laughing-