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SmokeyTheBear 03-18-2006 11:31 PM

City for sale on ebay.. 1.7 million ( great idea )
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060319/...e_st/ebay_town

I had a great idea.. If gfy bought the city , then renamed it GOFUCKYOURSELF , they could auction off plots to gfy trolls.

Great publicity too.

Pimp the whole city with highspeed wireless, bring in offshore slaves and such.

Offer a whole community of internet minded folks..

I'm suprised google hasn't done it yet..

FlogTheLog 03-18-2006 11:37 PM

i like your idea :thumbsup

SmokeyTheBear 03-18-2006 11:37 PM

theres got to be 200 webmasters on gfy with 10k ? thats more than enough..

EdgeXXX 03-18-2006 11:38 PM

Hmmmmm.... If I bought it, I wonder if I could declare it a sovereign nation?


:1orglaugh

WiredGuy 03-18-2006 11:39 PM

I'm surprised Golden Palace hasn't stepped up yet. They love this kind of stuff.
WG

mfps 03-18-2006 11:39 PM

in humboldt county no less...

Nom_is 03-18-2006 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX
Hmmmmm.... If I bought it, I wonder if I could declare it a sovereign nation?


:1orglaugh

Petoria.. I mean, Edgeoria.

SmokeyTheBear 03-18-2006 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfps
in humboldt county no less...

sweet done deal someone set this up.. big sponsor should finance this, they could make a wicked webmasters community

EdgeXXX 03-18-2006 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
sweet done deal someone set this up.. big sponsor should finance this, they could make a wicked webmasters community


Yep, especially since most porn laws (obscenity statutes) are governed by the "community standards" of it's location :Graucho

Corona 03-19-2006 12:16 AM

Here is another one but it is in the middle of nowhere.

Monse, WA

bringer 03-19-2006 12:30 AM

why not buy land and start fresh? who cares about buying a city thats falling apart

Why 03-19-2006 01:22 AM

a few cities have been sold. whats new about it?

Rebecca Love 03-19-2006 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfps
in humboldt county no less...

:pimp :GFYBand

mikesouth 03-19-2006 01:40 AM

Galts Gulch....for porners I love it....Im in for 10K

ultimatebbwdotcom 03-19-2006 01:46 AM

Judging by the picture on the link, its a town of coloured sheds.

Even a retard could find a picturesque 80 acres and pop some painted sheds on for less than $1.75 mil.

ssp 03-19-2006 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I'm surprised Golden Palace hasn't stepped up yet. They love this kind of stuff.
WG

My first thoughts exactly...

SmokeyTheBear 03-19-2006 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatebbwdotcom
Judging by the picture on the link, its a town of coloured sheds.

Even a retard could find a picturesque 80 acres and pop some painted sheds on for less than $1.75 mil.

that doesnt make it a city :) that makes it 80 acres with some sheds..

ultimatebbwdotcom 03-19-2006 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
that doesnt make it a city :) that makes it 80 acres with some sheds..

Fair enough, apart from the official title, you've got pretty much the same thing with a few fields and sheds.

I guess it depends on how much you want to be the official goverment recognised owner of the most picturesque field of colored sheds in the land for nearly 2 mil.

SmokeyTheBear 03-19-2006 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatebbwdotcom
Fair enough, apart from the official title, you've got pretty much the same thing with a few fields and sheds.

I guess it depends on how much you want to be the official goverment recognised owner of the most picturesque field of colored sheds in the land for nearly 2 mil.

:thumbsup

SmokeyTheBear 03-19-2006 03:50 AM

hahaha8226; Eighty three acres of riverfront real estate which can be developed or sold separately
hahaha8226; Seven houses currently used as rentals
hahaha8226; One main house which sits on 1.6 hilltop acres with spectacular views
hahaha8226; Machine Shop (vacant)
hahaha8226; Cafe (vacant)
hahaha8226; Functioning Post Office which has been in operation for 136 years

The value of the parcels individually may very well be worth more than the whole. Or you could recreate your own working town complete with revenue in place of approximately $5,350 per month from the occupied rental houses and the post office and the potential for over $7,000/month in rental income with the existing buildings that are there. If you build more buildings the potential for income is much greater.



The zoning for all nine parcels is hahaha8220;Unclassifiedhahaha8221; which opens the possibility to do practically anything you wish with this property. The General Plan land use designation is Community Commercial Zone which is broadly interpreted to include most rural commercial uses including commercial recreation activities. Permitted uses include: stores, light commercial, antique shops, galleries, markets, restaurants, warehouses, hotels, motels, manufactured home parks, social halls, clubs, professional and business offices and residential development.

Manowar 03-19-2006 04:30 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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