Most Embarrassing Sexual Experience??
 

I think mine has to be when I got my finger stuck in an ex girlfriends arse. Don't know what happened. It got jammed in there. We had to get some washing up liquid to ease it out!!

Leroy

I once stuck a finger up my ass while i was having sex and i dont know what happened but it got stuck. We had to use soap to get it out. Its was very embarrasing.

Was it the same person? Does she have a very small man inside her arse holding onto anything that enters?

Leroy

You read it wrong.

I once cummed in like less then a minute, I have no clue what happened but it was emerassing as hell lol.

Hahaha hows that even possible? I usually have sex for a good 4 minutes before i cum.

Once I was fucking a girl and then she started crying because she has been raped by a relative when she was younger. The trial would be that week. I had no clue about it and stopped immediatly and conforted her. This is what I call embarassing :(

1 minute.......stop bragging!!

I remember being in a nightclub dring quite a bit of lager, and for some reason I was having a piss every 20 mins. I pulled this girl who I ended up taking outside. We got in her car (she wasn't drinking) and she put her head straight into my groin area and whipped out my cock. Unfortunately the smell of about 8 pisses in 2 hours made my cock smell really bad. Hence she declined to clean it for me.

called a date another name while she was blowing me

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farting during sex lol

I'd have to say the funniest thing is pulling out and accidentally hitting a girl in the head with my load. She wasn't happy hahahaha. On another note, Sperminator told me his funniest experience was pulling out of Juicys ass and wiping it on his drapes.

:1orglaugh Good times man! That was pretty funny though

on a serious note. My funniest ever was I was getting head and right as I came she moved my dick back, just a wee bit from her mouth, and I shot 3/4's of a load straight up her nose. VERY VERY VERY VERY funny. I think i hit her brain :Oh crap

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Well the thing is never have sex when you realy want to pee! BAD BAD BAD Idea, well I didnt realy havea choice that time. And somehow your unit just doesnt respond the same way when you want to pee.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh so true

Embarrassing for her........I once had a girl fart as we were getting down to some 69 action. I laughed so much, i lost my erection!!

HAHHA yeah, that's always fun! Never had a real fart but pussy farts crack me the fuck up LOL

Ummmmm Good old pussy farts :pimp

Did you make her give you your money back?

I also wonder if you noticed that "she" was actually a "he"???

uuuummmm no she was a she, and i dont need to pay for sex

Was back in the 80s. Met a girl and offered her a lift home, she asked me in for coffee. So one thing led to another and we ended up in her bed making love.

As I was really going for it and she was moaning sweetly the bedroom door opened, I looked round and saw nothing, was a very quick look.

Then all of a sudden the bed dropped at the bottom due to a large weight on it, so I took a good look. There was her Alsatian dog standing on the end of the bed looking at me. I froze and lost my erection.

He licked my butt cheeks. :1orglaugh

I was getting drunk with a few mates when a few female work colleagues they knew turned up. One thing lead to another and slightly prior to 3.00am i was giving one of them a little doggy to cap off the evening.

Im not sure what happened next but i think my beer goggles fell off and i realised she was actually very ugly........complete and instant droop. So I excused myself to go to the toilet and decided the best tact might be to just leave and walk home, so i did....she really was that bad, no chance in hell i could have finished.

Might have been more embarrasing for her, meh, who cares. :321GFY

cumming too soon would have to be the most embarrassing.