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More googlewank news.

Ive got a large mainstream site which is indexed by these wankers.

Get this - the fuckers are ranking the pages based on the link text on the bottom of the page.

So - I have a page titled "little green men" - and say thats in a H tag aswell - then also on the body. But at the bottom I link to another page with the anchor text "big blue fish". Thats the only mention of big blue fish on the little green men page.

The fucking page ranks on page 1 of the serps for "big blue fish" at position 2 out of 240,000 pages (granted not a lot).

And is nowhere to be found at all for "little green men".

Now then guys - you tell me - is that what relevancy ranking is all about - or is that further evidence that google are a bunch of wankers?

You're angry because you failed to optimize your pages for Google? Hehe...

Anyways, now that you've figured out there is something not quite right, you can go and fix it and it will all be fine and dandy with the next update.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/03/17/D8GDKG900.html

Web Site Files Complaint Against Google

"You're angry because you failed to optimize your pages for Google?"

Im not angry - google are showing themselves up as dickheads who cannot (or dont want to) rank pages in accordance with what they are actually about - they fiddle with the serps so much that its pure dog shit what they send back.

I mean - returning a page based on 1 of about 50 text links on that page - and completely ignoring the main page content.

Is that relevance? Nope - I say again - its Google Dogshit.
:)

sounds like you just don't know shit about seo.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Somebody should be able to tell you the reason for this.

Well, they are uber-rich wankers then !!
Look, I get pissed off at Google just as much as anyone - They are inconsistent on everything from ranking to bannings/penalties.

But if you've been in the game for longer than a year and know more about SEO than how it's spelled, then chances are you've made more than a few bucks off
being listed/ranked on Google and the gazillions of traffic they bring to us all.

And let us not forget, coding a search engine isn't exactly ABC,123 - they've got to keep ahead of the thousands of wankers out there who try to "beat" the algo every day by link farms, doorways, scrapping, etc. etc.. Many of whom make a very tidy living off being listed in your *free* directory (and then call you wankers for not ranking them where they want).

:)

let the experts handle your page traffic

:smokin

Fuck Google!

true, i'll be more worried if my Yahoo or MSN traffic goes down

:smokin

"sounds like you just don't know shit about seo."

Errrrr - yeah.
WTF???
LOL

Google does suck

Yes - yes it does suck. They are hiding information from millions of people because they want cash via PPC.

Yes - indeed they do suck.

Its interesting a fucking russian immigrant to the United States of America can tell the authorities to fuck off when the said authorities ask for information.

When you look at google from outside the box.........................you see Yanks are fucked by Russians - all over again.

Dont let them

I'm not an expert by any means but I do know google likes sites that talk about other sites and link to them. Your outlink text is now a big part of how they determine what your page is about. I have one site that gets good SE ranks but when I post about it in my blog and just link to the other site my blog passes it up. :)

chadglni - we call that hilltop (well in a way its close)

The thing is - that my link isnt an offsite link - its "internal" ;)

Basically google are seriously playing games with peoples heads here - its not a case of "im fucked off because I cant rank" - I have everything I need in life - its the fact that google are fucking legit sites off big style - this post is an example of their filth algos ranking totally and UTTERLY IRRELEVANT PAGES against a query.

Basically - my post is a small example - but when you multiply it a thousand million times over you see just how t w a t ish this russian is.

But then again - I realised a while ago that americans are in love with russians deep down - thats why they let this scumbag dominate them in the first place.

It sucks. You know it - I know it - and slowy but surely the rest of the planet will know that googles results are based around pure filth fucking billions.

They dont deserve to walk into a country like the USA and fuck everyone over - and yet you dudes seem to love them.

Google - LOL - they make me want to piss.

I will only say one thing: last Google dance fucked me good.

:(

Sorry to hear it Tranza - the last dance was around 2003 - they called it Florida on webmasterworld.

(thats a sad forum if ever I saw one),

:)

Since then its bully bullshit all the way.

America has been fucking assreamed by a russian.

:(

Sad.

Hmmm if one of the longer standing GFYers would like to conduct a poll on general opinion about this russian scumbag - I'd appreciate it.

I hate to see russian bellend deep inside american asses - I fucking hate it.

(Im a Brit - I cant understand the shafting the USA has taken from this russian 12billion $ scumbag).

just wait dood... im sure google will come around and clean itself up... its by far MUCH better than msn, yahoo (oh jesus thats fucked) or any others

why dont you rank and index every webpage on the internet then?

Hey Skinnay - I havent the machines thats why.

But if I did have the machines - I wouldnt be hiding pages on Childrens Information.

Or cancer (which was one the fucking assholes "corrected" a while back).

No - its not rocket science to see that google is presenting "misleading information".

I can prove it - so can many others.

Basically google is "misleading the planet".

Porn aside and my rankings aside (I do have some good ranks ON NON MONEY TERMS) google is ripping the ass out of knowledge on the entire internet. Grow your minds and see it.

Im sorry I cant help you dudes anymore than that.

But come back and ask me again what I think of these wankers in 10 years when theyve been dead for x years.

It has more traffic but that doesn't make it better by a LONG way. Spend some time using MSN search properly and comparing the results before making stupid statements like that.

Googles always playinjg tricks

Getting ranked in Google is something best left to the experts.

Jeff
The Expert
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