Man severs penis, throws at cop
 

HAhahahahahah http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

Boy he sure showed them.

he should get out more often

Dumb Fik'ing Polock...

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.."About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.

Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Some mother's child...

bahahah you got to be kidding me

Smart move.

I bet they didn't see that coming.

He didn't have to be a dick about it.

Severed his penis? So he had a sharp object. Something he maybe could have used as a weapon instead of his penis?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh since it looks like you didn't read it i will fill you in....he threw a hand full of knives when he ran out he threw his penis, then ran back in the house grabbed more knives and threw them...then his ass gets tazered

Goddamn! Now thats hard core, I get sick just even thinking about the pain involved in cutting it off.